» It was a great holiday, but...

beware the new forest - it leads to accidental bestiality
Was babysitting a Duke of Edinburgh camping trip in the New forest many years ago... Couldn't be arsed to lug a tent around, so just bedded down in a bivvy bag

Middle of the night, snug in a 4 season sleeping bag I wake to find a huge muzzle on my face and a 6 inch tongue in my mouth - I've been french kissed by a frigging horse! I scream like a tubby bitch with a skimmed knee and the horse legs it, while i collapse in giggles

Best bit was the group were shitting themselves, as all they heard was me scream, then a big animal leg it - they thought i'd been eaten by wolves - muppets


Good snog though
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 22:24, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Enough about necrophilia....
I used to be into necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me


What's pink and smell's of olives?
Popeye's fingers....
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 11:38, More)