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» Strange things you've been paid to do
one for the (whelk) ladies....
I crushed whelks and measured their penises as a holiday job one summer at university. Sounds good, huh? The anti-fouling paint on boats interferes with their "schlong-growth", and makes the lady whelks grow them as well. Somebody should tell the Daily Mail our beaches are being overrun by weird transexual shellfish!!!
We had to use the "whelk penis index" to describe the size. Once you've consigned a thousand little snails to their doom, just for a glimpse of flesh, it ceases to be funny...
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 9:33, More)
one for the (whelk) ladies....
I crushed whelks and measured their penises as a holiday job one summer at university. Sounds good, huh? The anti-fouling paint on boats interferes with their "schlong-growth", and makes the lady whelks grow them as well. Somebody should tell the Daily Mail our beaches are being overrun by weird transexual shellfish!!!
We had to use the "whelk penis index" to describe the size. Once you've consigned a thousand little snails to their doom, just for a glimpse of flesh, it ceases to be funny...
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 9:33, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's got three legs and lives on a farm???
The McCartneys...
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(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 23:49, More)
What's got three legs and lives on a farm???
The McCartneys...
sorry
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 23:49, More)