Profile for freshlegs:

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Things:

sites i've made include:

lovely, lovely nerds. With an RSS Feed!

I don't know much about Flash.

A sortable, randomisable, automatically updated gallery of stuff I made for b3ta.*

I also made a random ebay feedback generator

*if you'd like the code that generates the gallery, just ask me and it's yours. a few quick values changed and it's your own gallery.

this is me on my way to cambridge to deliver lemons to Wifey for her gin and tonic:

Email:

freshlegs at herdofnerds dot net

Recent front page messages:

Polar bears cover their noses to hide from their prey

(Sun 12th Oct 2003, 16:11, More)

suspension must always be fitted correctly!

(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 23:20, More)

in nature, seals are often tickled until they are sick

This is a fact.
(Tue 22nd Jul 2003, 21:55, More)

possum opossum!
i love how you swing,
with your tail wrapped around
a branch in a ring

possum opossum!
look how you twirl
with your tail curled around
and your fur in a whirl
(Thu 17th Jul 2003, 22:25, More)

baby furtive bears are trained early in the art of theft.

(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 20:11, More)

To the rescue!

(Sun 8th Jun 2003, 21:30, More)

this man's debut performance was an unrivaled disaster: kids! know your shoes!

(Fri 23rd May 2003, 22:47, More)

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(Sun 11th May 2003, 20:20, More)

rock!: the downfall of the cubs of today.

(Fri 2nd May 2003, 22:39, More)

and finally, Mountain Rescue Fish returns to his beloved family...


a mere 10 seconds earlier...
(Wed 30th Apr 2003, 23:03, More)

an anonymous gift is left for the mountain rescue fish...


edit: previous adventures
(Thu 24th Apr 2003, 22:06, More)

Sinister Cat and his Classic Traps #9


#8
(Mon 21st Apr 2003, 16:10, More)

famed for his sensitivity and realism, he loves his work

(Sat 19th Apr 2003, 18:15, More)

The windmill would pay dearly for its capture of the fair maiden

(Tue 1st Apr 2003, 22:42, More)

A horde of ninja pirates riding a giant rooster attack the robotic pineapple corps commander!

Made in ultimate collaboration with Quelabra!
number 1
number 2
(Sun 30th Mar 2003, 15:16, More)

lunchtimes are chaos at the School for Electrical Utilities

(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 20:40, More)

snail nobility

(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 17:20, More)

pandas never get around to mating, because they're too busy playing

(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 22:05, More)

on friday nights, red pandas like to hang out with girls and listen to rock music

(Fri 14th Mar 2003, 21:58, More)

Is there a tiny homunculus that sits at a control panel inside of us?


clicky for small
this is a freshlegs and Quelabra joint effort. hooray for collaborations!
(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 16:31, More)

mr happy smiley goat in the offlicense


more mr happy smiley goat
(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 21:35, More)

Stars of the 80s, where are they now?: He-Man

(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 15:07, More)

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(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 0:07, More)

Failed Scientists: Isaac Chewton

other failures
(Sat 8th Feb 2003, 18:47, More)

the highlight of the circus was always the yakrobats

(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 19:51, More)

pollination? bah! this is what they do all day:

(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 16:10, More)

the engineers suspected a flaw somewhere in their design

(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 16:56, More)

without knowing how he'd got up there,
how would he ever find a way down?

(Fri 24th Jan 2003, 14:16, More)

tips for evil genii #1
servals can be easily hypnotised to do your bidding.

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 21:06, More)

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(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 14:00, More)

we made this!
hampstead heath is covered in snow. spacefish and i built this snowman.

(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 16:50, More)

cows and horses? have you ever seen them in the same room?


this is a bastardisation of rogan's idea. any faults in its interpretation/execution are solely my own
(Thu 26th Dec 2002, 23:28, More)

tired of cow tipping,
the cows take it out on the less intelligent horses...

(Tue 24th Dec 2002, 22:26, More)

Sinister Cat and his Classic Traps #4


#3
#2
#1
who?
(Sat 21st Dec 2002, 22:37, More)

gizzasmilelove!

(Fri 6th Dec 2002, 22:45, More)

just because

(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 20:42, More)

due to their renowned short memory spans,
mountain rescue fish proved hopelessly inadequate.

cheers to thediscokingpin for naming the fishy
(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 17:30, More)

Sinister Cat and his Classic Traps #1

who?
(Sun 17th Nov 2002, 12:24, More)

young walruses: don't try this at home!
this walrus is a trained professional!

clicky for bigger
(Wed 13th Nov 2002, 20:55, More)

fact.
snow leopards are only grumpy because pixie moths play their teeth like xylophones.

(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 22:36, More)

for popt_art: a marmolin

(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 22:11, More)

i know cute is over
but i couldn't help it

(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 21:54, More)

just a few short days off the factory floor,
Edgar was still a little naive...

(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 23:42, More)

(Mon 9th Sep 2002, 21:28, More)

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