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» Misunderstood

lucky thing my mother reminded me of this story
me VERY small in the back of the car with my mother,"mummy whats a cunt",she said she was sorry but she didnt hear me so i repeated,"whats a cunt",she became very figity and said shed never herd the word before,then she proceded to ask where id herd it,"well mummy you were talking about julie(a friend from austria)and you said she came from a different cunt-tree".i dont know why i though that it mustve made sence back then
(Sat 8th Oct 2005, 20:35, More)

» Toilets

a few years ago in a festival partaloo went in found a huge mountain of toilet paper witha perfect "mr whipy" poo coming out the bog and promptley left. but i still dont understand how they pooed so high as they were either higher than the portaloo or they had stood on a chair while having had a poo .i dunno?
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 16:50, More)

» Hidden Treasure

on dartmoor a couple years back i found a carton of eggs with writing saying "happy easter" but as it was november the novelty of finding eggs quickly ran out when i opened the carton
(Wed 6th Jul 2005, 15:44, More)