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I don't do things on this here site as much as I reckon that I think I might probably should do.

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» The Onosecond

Not the subject really but related...
...I was sending a message off my phone when a friend says, "Can i borrow your phone?" Me being the happy chap I am handed it to him.

One minute later cue much laughter from him and I make out the words of "Look what I texted your dad" between giggles. Not only had he texted MY father off MY phone, but the message said: "I want to ejaculate in your ear"

This was never spoke of for weeks with said father until one day he warns me that he doesn't like "those sort of messages" off me.

I promptly died
(Thu 26th May 2005, 17:45, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Not overheard but: It was around 1955...
...and a new friend of mine called Marty from 30 years in the future had to go back to 1885 to bring my future self from 1985 back to the future, anyway, upon seeing the Red Indians on the painted wall he was going to drive towards at 88mph he said:
"But I will crash straight into those Indians"

He was so ignorant that he wasn't thinking 4-dimentionally and didn't realise the Indians would not be there in 1885!
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 22:38, More)

» Picky Eaters

Cheese
Housemate hates cheese, can't have it near him, except on pizzas...Also thinks his 5-a-day can be done with a litre of grapefruit juice, and said the priceless comment, "I know I eat crap, but I don't eat much of it", while making a meal consisting of 10 sausages and a plate of chips.

He still manages to be the most slightly built person I know
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 22:24, More)

» Claims to Fame

i shook the hand of
the mighty John "2 Jags Many Pies" Prescott at this community centre near my old school.
Got dragged out of a rivetting maths lesson for that too, anyway it was just after the egg in the face punch up and a friend said he did well to hit the guy, Mr Prescott didn't look too impressed
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 16:24, More)