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» Singing the wrong words
Blue
I always thought that the song Blue went:
I'm blue, if I was green I would die,
If I was green I would die,
If I was green I would die...
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:45, More)
Blue
I always thought that the song Blue went:
I'm blue, if I was green I would die,
If I was green I would die,
If I was green I would die...
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 13:45, More)
» Lost...
A mate of mine...
..at uni had to work on a project with a guy variously referred to as Dopey Dave or Dangerous Dave. Basically he did fuck all and was forever coming up with worse than pathetic excuses as to why he hadn't done stuff. One of these was that he lost his car. I know! How do you lose a car? Apparently, the way to do it is to break down on the M8 and get a lift from someone else, then conclude that the car isn't worth going back to get, but leaving it on the motorway would be better. AFAIK, it's still there...
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 10:58, More)
A mate of mine...
..at uni had to work on a project with a guy variously referred to as Dopey Dave or Dangerous Dave. Basically he did fuck all and was forever coming up with worse than pathetic excuses as to why he hadn't done stuff. One of these was that he lost his car. I know! How do you lose a car? Apparently, the way to do it is to break down on the M8 and get a lift from someone else, then conclude that the car isn't worth going back to get, but leaving it on the motorway would be better. AFAIK, it's still there...
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 10:58, More)
» Shoddy Presents
A friend's shoddy presents
Haven't received anything noteworthily shoddy myself, but my friend has received several from his dad's friend, who just happened to be his maths teacher. One Christmas he got a present you can't get in the shops! It was a Lurpak mug, which is obtained by sending away the lids from six packs of Lurpak. Another year he got a bar of chocolate that was six months out of date. His sister, interested in classical music, was given a Classic FM CD, which actually sounds like quite a good present until you learn that all he did was buy Classic FM magazine and give her the free CD off that.
(Tue 28th Sep 2004, 17:01, More)
A friend's shoddy presents
Haven't received anything noteworthily shoddy myself, but my friend has received several from his dad's friend, who just happened to be his maths teacher. One Christmas he got a present you can't get in the shops! It was a Lurpak mug, which is obtained by sending away the lids from six packs of Lurpak. Another year he got a bar of chocolate that was six months out of date. His sister, interested in classical music, was given a Classic FM CD, which actually sounds like quite a good present until you learn that all he did was buy Classic FM magazine and give her the free CD off that.
(Tue 28th Sep 2004, 17:01, More)