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» Have you ever paid for sex?

Well sort of...

I paid 50p to draw on a girls mimsie in primary school. One of those smelly pens if you remember those?
That pen never smelt like maple syrup ever again..
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 16:27, More)

» Kids

I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush em under my car
I wanna hear them scream
Feed em poison candy
To spoil their halloween

So yourre in the kids ward
Youre in there cos youre ill
How about some pavulon
So I can see you chill

Time to hit the scool bus
I think Ill shoot the tires
Offer them a helping hand
Of open telephone wires

Ever wanted to die?
Of course you have
But I wont till I get my revenge
I dont wanna see people any more

Things I never ever saw before
Make me see them for the shit they are
Take as many as I can away with me
Anyone can be king for a day

So I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
I bang their heads in doors
I kill children
Can hardly wait for yours.

(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 15:15, More)

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

100's upon 100's of dead bodies
all lined up

In the chiller cabinet at tesco
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 10:20, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

Locked Flat mates cat
In his room so it shat in his bed.

Well he never cleaned out the litter tray and used to piss off out every evening leaving a hungry and needing to shit cat to annoy me.
Not to mention the horrific smell of 4 week old cat litter in the middle of summer
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 15:46, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

I met Darth Vader
Well, David Prowse in the suit at Milton Keynes shopping centre when I was aged about 6, sat on my Dad's shoulders.

I shook hands with him, he crushed my hand and made me cry the Evil Sith Lord
(Thu 25th May 2006, 14:37, More)
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