» Fire!

anyone else set fire to the loo?
the scene..first time overnight at BF's..go to loo..horrid smell...fail to realise loo isn't flushed...lit match, throw into the loo, close lid..paper burns, smoke...
realise what must've happened, flush the loo...hilarity/embarrassment as BF's mom enters the scene..end with apologies...and
much merriment on BF's part...
no, i still can't think of it without feeling like an utter twit..
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 15:12, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

this post also reminded me...
b3ta.com/board/5631188

Sometimes all I have to see is a man's hands and I get all hot and bothered, damn a good imagination can be both a blessing and a curse.
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 19:06, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

not much really...
went to a disco with my best friend, it was boring, we got drunk...and decided to crash my little brother's party...ended up having sex with one of his classmates while everyone else in the room watched...but hey, I was the one getting some...and he didn't complain either
(Wed 18th Apr 2007, 19:42, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

the worst has to be...
the trip down memory lane...that's always a real bummer...

actually, it was the trip back from Germany...seasick all the way...couldn't keep any food down...and the next two days on dry land I still felt as if I was on the damned ship *bleurgh*
(Thu 7th Sep 2006, 15:25, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb


I'm so weird no one would ever want to meet me.
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 15:05, More)