» That's when I knew it was over...

The server crashed again
That's when I knew IT was over.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 11:38, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

The wonders of public transport
You've not been that skint till you take to hanging round the bus station first thing in the morning to scrounge as many copies of Metro (free newspaper for those who don't know) as you can because you've run out of anal sanitary products (bog paper!). Makes good extra insulation on cold winter nights as well. Assuming you haven't used it first of course.
(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 12:02, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Double answer
This should have really gone in the old QOTW about dumping someone but I think it's (almost) relevant. To the tune of the Lionel Ritchie classic obviously:
I just called to say I've dumped you,
I just called to say I've got the clap.
I just called to say I've dumped you,
And you'd best go see the doc you f**king slag.
Thank you.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 11:14, More)

» Claims to Fame

Claim to Fame
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly......HIGH!
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 12:14, More)