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» Beautiful Moments, Part Two

Bondi Beach, Maui, Santa Cruz?
The seasons, the storm, a bit of luck, race forwards, perfect alignment, superb conditions, the wave starts.....

Building to a perfectly formed monster wave, curling over......

everyone waiting for the number 58 bus
(Thu 5th Aug 2010, 23:06, More)

» Shops and Supermarkets

Meat Slicer
I used to work on a supermarket deli counter too. One day I stuck my knob in the meat slicer. The bosses found out and sacked me, I couldn't believe it. They also sacked the dirty minx of a meat slicer too.
(Thu 10th May 2012, 15:22, More)

» B3TA Most Haunted

I dont believe
I was working in a listed building, not the most protected whatever that is but had strict instructions on what I couldn't touch. I only had to put a few cables in anyway away from protected bits. Turned out to be a sketch like the only fools and horses chandeleir thing, a piece of protected wall fell off while I was nowhere near. Now I am crapping myself about how much it will cost in repair and how I am going to try and cover it up if I can because it wasnt my fault but couldnt prove it. Went to the local diy shop to get some stuff to patch it up and got back to the place to find that there was nothing to be seen of the damage. Now at this stage I am looking about like its some kind of hidden camera program expecting Mr. small hand to appear with a microphone and have a good laugh at me but nothing. I spent the next half hour trying to work out what happened. Now the strange thing is that the decorative stuff was crap looking anyway and did have an old broken look to it but there was no trace of the fallen bits, apart from general dust and crap around. Spent the next 5 hours finishing the job in complete confusion and *slight terror. To this day I remember it but it becomes less and less clear and I have no record like mobile phone photos and even I cant believe it myself really.

*wasnt terror like horror films but kind of freaked me out walking about the place from then on. If it had been real terror I would have run away like a screaming schoolgirl I think.
(Fri 14th Sep 2012, 0:22, More)

» Screwed over by The Man

It was my first job
Typical overworked and underpaid deal. One friday I was in the company transit doing some late deliveries and the boss phoned and said to take it easy and don't rush back to work and he would see me on monday. Scored! all weekend on the company fuel! Went to pick up the girlfriend for a night out and she went mental over having to be seen in the company vehicle and started kicking it..... in a mood over by the van
(Tue 7th Aug 2012, 20:25, More)

» The B3ta UK Manifesto

the first poster
(Thu 23rd Apr 2015, 17:29, More)
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