» Shame

Woopsie.
A friend of mine pulled a young lass after a night's heavy drinking. Waking up in the early morning he realised he had wet the bed with the young lady in it next to him. Quietly he got out of bed, changed into some dry underwear, and slipped back into bed.
He then gently roused her from her slumber and quietly informed her 'I think you've had an accident'. Mortified, the girl grabbed her clothes and left sharpish.

I suppose my shame is that I held court in the pub last weekend with this story. Sorry mate.
(Wed 30th Nov 2005, 16:22, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Slippers and Dinners
I am now engaged, and my loving fiancee bought me the most horrendous pair of 'old-man' slippers that I wear round the house. Last night my mate came to visit, he's in his thirties, going bald and was wearing white trainers and a baseball cap. I proceeded to call him a chav whereupon he noted my slippers and proceed to ask 'what the f*ck was going on with those?' I promptly informed him they were comfy and warm after which we both went silent.

My fiance and I then fed him dinnner and pretended he was our son. We also watched Antiques Roadshow.

I'll stop there.
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 13:45, More)