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» The Onosecond
My friend teaches Judo to young kids
one of them having the same name as his girlfriend. During a drunken night out, someone got hold of his phone and did the usuall funny trick of sending sexually explicit messages to other people. In trhis case they decided to text his girlfriend saying something along the lines of he wanted to fuck her up the ass. Except his girlfriend was in hes phone as Babe, not Emma. Emma was a 12 year old from his Judo class. Next morning he had to phone her parents and explain that their 12 year old daughter may have recieved a text message saying her judo teacher wanted to shag her up the ass.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 18:59, More)
My friend teaches Judo to young kids
one of them having the same name as his girlfriend. During a drunken night out, someone got hold of his phone and did the usuall funny trick of sending sexually explicit messages to other people. In trhis case they decided to text his girlfriend saying something along the lines of he wanted to fuck her up the ass. Except his girlfriend was in hes phone as Babe, not Emma. Emma was a 12 year old from his Judo class. Next morning he had to phone her parents and explain that their 12 year old daughter may have recieved a text message saying her judo teacher wanted to shag her up the ass.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 18:59, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Working in a pharmacy....
I once got a phone call from a worried mother who had found some tablets in her daughters room, and she wanted me to help identifie them. I asked her about the markings and shape etc. 'Well, quite small and white' she said. I asked her if they had anything wrote on the side of the tablet 'treebor' she said. Problem solved, treebor mighty mints d'oh
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 18:03, More)
Working in a pharmacy....
I once got a phone call from a worried mother who had found some tablets in her daughters room, and she wanted me to help identifie them. I asked her about the markings and shape etc. 'Well, quite small and white' she said. I asked her if they had anything wrote on the side of the tablet 'treebor' she said. Problem solved, treebor mighty mints d'oh
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 18:03, More)
» Guilty Laughs
another pharmacy story.....
Dispensing a prescription for a laxative (docusate caps if I remember)I didnt quite have enough to complete the script. I took the prescription out and with out thinking said; 'Sorry Mr x, we didnt quite have enough of these.......but theres enough to keep you going' as soon as Id finished the sentence I realised what Id said and nearly vomited in his face trying not to laugh.
(Sat 24th Jul 2010, 21:39, More)
another pharmacy story.....
Dispensing a prescription for a laxative (docusate caps if I remember)I didnt quite have enough to complete the script. I took the prescription out and with out thinking said; 'Sorry Mr x, we didnt quite have enough of these.......but theres enough to keep you going' as soon as Id finished the sentence I realised what Id said and nearly vomited in his face trying not to laugh.
(Sat 24th Jul 2010, 21:39, More)