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» I just don't get it

I don't get why 95% of them are crazy. I'm one, and I'm not crazy, nor is my church.. but take three steps in any other direction and there's the hobo on the soap box telling everyone they're going to hell, the catholics couting beads, the lutherans chanting and the mormons womanizing. Jesus never said you had to do any of that weird shit, I'd be a lot more inclined to trust the bible than some guy in a pointy hat.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 5:05, More)

» Personal Hygiene

huge gaping hole
I work with an awful man named david. now, i'm a jolly fat man myself, but david is at least 1.5x of me. I'd say he must weigh at least 400lbs although he claims moreso around 350.

But I digress.

He does not shower. He always smells of something. He sweats like michael jackson at chuck-e-cheese on boy scout night.

that's not the biggest thing though. yes, he has BO, and it's worse now that he's stopped drowning himself in axe body spray before work.

i work in food service, by the way. customers and co-workers alike insist that i make sure that david does not handle their food.

here's the best part. he's got this hole in his leg. apparently it's eight inches long. it is a diabetic ulcer. it gets infected a lot, and you can tell how bad it is by how much he reeks like rotting garbage.

i don't know if he bathes at all. he'll never get over his stink either, because he drinks all his pay away, and shouldn't be drinking in the first place being a diabetic. he is just awful
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 9:17, More)

» The Onosecond

here's one
this question of the week sucks


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approaching post this message button


oh wait, it does suck. *click*
(Tue 31st May 2005, 19:03, More)

» I just don't get it

oh and ringtones
why is it so fucking hard to find a ringtone that sounds like a ringing phone? Only Nokia phones seem to have that, my Samsung phone just has songs... it's annoying as piss, I don't want to be in a business meeting and have to have stayin' alive ring through.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 5:39, More)

» I just don't get it

the whole cake and eating thing
I don't see why none of you understand the cake thing.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." is how it goes.

You have cake. Then you eat it. You can't have it, AND eat it at the same time, because you've eaten it. Think of it more as a bite-sized cake you'd eat in one go rather than a whole birthday cake or something that it'd take you a day or three to get through. It's a stupid phrase but it makes plenty of sense.

In the end it just means you can't always have everything the way you want it. Don't see why people don't just say that.

Who's up for a slice of cake then?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 16:33, More)
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