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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

grot, woo
I've been working in the industry for a while now, and suffice to say i've seen some, how do I put this, interesting things. Complaints about extra protein (a catapillar in a salad, rest assured there was extra protein in there when it went back out!), to women not demanding not to be charged for meals her children had ordered without her knowing.

My favorite has to be though when I was working as the duty manager in a pub with a couple of function rooms. We used to put on "disco nights" ie Dodgy Dave the Dealing DJ, some food that wouldn't look out of place at a tramps wedding, and loads and loads of sad desperate lonely middle aged people. Ocassionally we'd do functions for people leaving 6th form. Great.

To cut a long story short, They didn't realise that we had CCTV EVERYWHERE, including the couple of smaller side rooms, much fun was had copying some of the grot that we witnessed on those tapes, some of it even good enough to sell on to their friends. Hooray for "homemade porn". Oh yeah, and it did entertain the kitchen staff on the extra moniter we had installed "to help us assess if anything needed our attention"

Not sorry for length, you love it.
(Wed 26th Jul 2006, 1:42, More)

» Terrible food

The joys of a hardup student

Me and my mate waiting to be paid as students had £1.23 between us for a day and no food so we decided to buy a loaf of bread from the union shop and a bag of salt and vinegar discos for sandwiches. why discos? because we knew that they had the strongest flavour of all the crisps...
(Fri 18th May 2007, 11:33, More)

» Childhood bad taste

fashion that fickle master
OK long hair.

Not in itself a bad thing. Shame it made me almost indistinguishable from my sisters. At the time I thought I was cool and rebellious. Looking back on the photos. God no. Some people can, not me.

Would have been OK.

Shame I was 17 at the time.

Stil get laughed at every time I have to prove my age.

7 long years.

(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 3:15, More)