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If a man stands in a forest and makes a statement and there is no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong?
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If a man stands in a forest and makes a statement and there is no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong?
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» Pure Ignorance
Love is blind....deaf........and definately dumb.
My friend had a pen pal (yep, remember those? -before email), she was quite taken with him and told me all about him, only drawback was the following:
Friend: 'He calls his mum by a funny name!'
Me: 'What does he call his mum?'
Friend: 'Tongue'
Me: 'What?'
Friend: 'Yeah, she's Italian!'
I then read letter, it read:
'My mother tongue is Italian...'
-snigger-
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 14:37, More)
Love is blind....deaf........and definately dumb.
My friend had a pen pal (yep, remember those? -before email), she was quite taken with him and told me all about him, only drawback was the following:
Friend: 'He calls his mum by a funny name!'
Me: 'What does he call his mum?'
Friend: 'Tongue'
Me: 'What?'
Friend: 'Yeah, she's Italian!'
I then read letter, it read:
'My mother tongue is Italian...'
-snigger-
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 14:37, More)
» Childhood bad taste
Spitting Image
I can still remember all the words to 'Hold a chicken in the air'
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 15:54, More)
Spitting Image
I can still remember all the words to 'Hold a chicken in the air'
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 15:54, More)
» Lost...
shoes
Bloke called Sid came out with me and my friends, we bumped into another friend who was with her new boyfriend. This German bloke i'm going to call Herman. Anyway, Sid had trainers on and wasnt allowed into this nightclub. So Herman very kindly offers to nip back to his house and lend him a pair of shoes. This occurs and Sid gets into club wearing a nice pair of shiny black shoes. Sid then gets very drunk and manages to pass out in flowerbed outside club. We find him hours later, minus his shoes. Someone nicked them off his feet it seems. Herman was far from impressed. Turns out they were not only expensive, but he had bought them out of his first ever pay cheque, for very special occasions. Ooops!
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 15:00, More)
shoes
Bloke called Sid came out with me and my friends, we bumped into another friend who was with her new boyfriend. This German bloke i'm going to call Herman. Anyway, Sid had trainers on and wasnt allowed into this nightclub. So Herman very kindly offers to nip back to his house and lend him a pair of shoes. This occurs and Sid gets into club wearing a nice pair of shiny black shoes. Sid then gets very drunk and manages to pass out in flowerbed outside club. We find him hours later, minus his shoes. Someone nicked them off his feet it seems. Herman was far from impressed. Turns out they were not only expensive, but he had bought them out of his first ever pay cheque, for very special occasions. Ooops!
(Wed 8th Dec 2004, 15:00, More)
» Scars with history
Should have lived on the coast..
At about the age of 6, decided i didn't need to go to the seaside for a good splash about. Decided to fill the bath with about 3 inches of water and have a good ole kickabout.
I slipped and my head hit the bottom shower curtain rail running along the side of the side of the bath.
My tooth went through my lip.
Can still see it if i pull the right face.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 15:58, More)
Should have lived on the coast..
At about the age of 6, decided i didn't need to go to the seaside for a good splash about. Decided to fill the bath with about 3 inches of water and have a good ole kickabout.
I slipped and my head hit the bottom shower curtain rail running along the side of the side of the bath.
My tooth went through my lip.
Can still see it if i pull the right face.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 15:58, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Po Pa
Well if we're going into childish ryhmes...
Postman Pat. Postman Pat.
Ran over his caaat.
Blood and guts were flying.
Postman Pat was crying.
Now he'll have to buy a brand new cat.
'Tis hard to refrain from singing these to my 2 year old nephew...
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 14:01, More)
Po Pa
Well if we're going into childish ryhmes...
Postman Pat. Postman Pat.
Ran over his caaat.
Blood and guts were flying.
Postman Pat was crying.
Now he'll have to buy a brand new cat.
'Tis hard to refrain from singing these to my 2 year old nephew...
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 14:01, More)