Profile for whiskas:
57 years old
Single mother of 3
In a relationship
The children's father turned into a violent control freak and I just put the children in the car one day and drove 150 miles to get away from him.
Stuck in the wilds of Norfolk with no friends or family, I turned to the Internet and was successful in meeting several nice guys.
The one that I have been with since October 2010 sees my children as a bonus. He always wanted a daughter and I have lent him two.
I like to come on here and look and read. When A QOTW comes up that is relevant, I put in an answer, but the nasty, rude, bitter and twisted creeps have attacked me one time too many so I will not do it again.
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57 years old
Single mother of 3
In a relationship
The children's father turned into a violent control freak and I just put the children in the car one day and drove 150 miles to get away from him.
Stuck in the wilds of Norfolk with no friends or family, I turned to the Internet and was successful in meeting several nice guys.
The one that I have been with since October 2010 sees my children as a bonus. He always wanted a daughter and I have lent him two.
I like to come on here and look and read. When A QOTW comes up that is relevant, I put in an answer, but the nasty, rude, bitter and twisted creeps have attacked me one time too many so I will not do it again.
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» I hurt my rude bits
a couple of weeks ago
I had two small growths removed from my perineal area. nothing serious, a large skin tag and a wart.
unfortunately both got localised infections and I was on anti-biotics for a week and was given sudocreme to put on. the sudocreme did not help so in the end the male nurse gave me instillagel. only trouble is I have to wear gloves so my finger does not go numb, push my glasses to the end of my nose and bend over so I can see what I am doing in the mirror.
cue the window cleaner turning up a day early...
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 22:01, More)
a couple of weeks ago
I had two small growths removed from my perineal area. nothing serious, a large skin tag and a wart.
unfortunately both got localised infections and I was on anti-biotics for a week and was given sudocreme to put on. the sudocreme did not help so in the end the male nurse gave me instillagel. only trouble is I have to wear gloves so my finger does not go numb, push my glasses to the end of my nose and bend over so I can see what I am doing in the mirror.
cue the window cleaner turning up a day early...
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 22:01, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
He was about 5 years old
and I was 38.
You see, I have this very sensative neck. It was the end of his holiday and he threw his arms around my neck to say "Goodbye" and I wet my bikini bottoms.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 22:47, More)
He was about 5 years old
and I was 38.
You see, I have this very sensative neck. It was the end of his holiday and he threw his arms around my neck to say "Goodbye" and I wet my bikini bottoms.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 22:47, More)
» Drunk Parents
My dad
My dad did not drink often but whenever he did, he always played the piano very loudly and badly but with lots of feeling.
(Sun 27th Feb 2011, 23:02, More)
My dad
My dad did not drink often but whenever he did, he always played the piano very loudly and badly but with lots of feeling.
(Sun 27th Feb 2011, 23:02, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
Another farting one
I was on the sofa with my boyfriend, we were both naked and just as we got to the best bit, my legs akimbo, we heard the cat go into her litter tray. Unfortunately the cat had the runs and the noise was bad enough, but the smell was unbelievably bad. I giggled and covered my nose and he went limp faster than any man I have ever seen. We always went up to bed after that night.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 21:41, More)
Another farting one
I was on the sofa with my boyfriend, we were both naked and just as we got to the best bit, my legs akimbo, we heard the cat go into her litter tray. Unfortunately the cat had the runs and the noise was bad enough, but the smell was unbelievably bad. I giggled and covered my nose and he went limp faster than any man I have ever seen. We always went up to bed after that night.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 21:41, More)
» PE Lessons
Does Swimming count?
At the Swimming Gala at the end of Junior school, my teacher said that I had to join in and put me down for the freestyle one length girls race. I told her I was not sure I could do it. She thought that I meant win - but I meant swim a whole length for the first time ever without touching the side.
I was the only child to start in the water so was behind from the beginning. It is a good job that it was freestyle as I swapped between breaststroke and doggy paddle every yard. I was in a middle lane and the only reason I stuck to the task was the fact that I was frightened to go sideways as I could not turn reliably in the water.
When I got about half way the others were all out of the water and waiting and two teachers were pacing slowly alongside me. Eventually I reached the end and clung to the wall trembling. After a short wait to catch my breath, I pulled myself over to the steps but did not have the strength to pull myself up them. My teacher reached down and helped pull me out and I tottered, completely exhausted to the changing rooms.
I remember it so vividly now over forty years later.
.
(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 21:19, More)
Does Swimming count?
At the Swimming Gala at the end of Junior school, my teacher said that I had to join in and put me down for the freestyle one length girls race. I told her I was not sure I could do it. She thought that I meant win - but I meant swim a whole length for the first time ever without touching the side.
I was the only child to start in the water so was behind from the beginning. It is a good job that it was freestyle as I swapped between breaststroke and doggy paddle every yard. I was in a middle lane and the only reason I stuck to the task was the fact that I was frightened to go sideways as I could not turn reliably in the water.
When I got about half way the others were all out of the water and waiting and two teachers were pacing slowly alongside me. Eventually I reached the end and clung to the wall trembling. After a short wait to catch my breath, I pulled myself over to the steps but did not have the strength to pull myself up them. My teacher reached down and helped pull me out and I tottered, completely exhausted to the changing rooms.
I remember it so vividly now over forty years later.
.
(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 21:19, More)