» I just don't get it

Women


woo first post
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 11:20, More)

» Airport Stories

Well...
(This takes place about a year after my wife was taken hostage) We'd had a bit of a rocky patch but she flew home from another city to see me and the kids. Unfortunately, some terrorist group decided to take over the bloody airport and forced a plane to crash. I was bloody scared for my wife cirling above.

Fortunately I'm a gung-ho policeman so grabbed an MP5 and killed them all. Was a bit dangerous when I was on the wing of their plane and they tried to take off :S

John.
(Sun 5th Mar 2006, 22:54, More)

» The Onosecond

Last friday...
Out clubbing. Very drunk.

A young lady walked up...

Her: Hi, how you doing?
Me: Do I know you?
Her: Ermmm, Yeah i'm X from work
Me:Ooooops

We only have 11 people in our office. :|
(Fri 27th May 2005, 11:31, More)

» Shame

I think...
It's shamefull to pretend it can take 11 hours on a plane from New York to London...

(See niceandwarm's post below)
(Wed 30th Nov 2005, 15:39, More)

» Weird Traditions

I have a tradition or 2...
I work in a shop in england and never accept scotish £10 notes.

Also, some nights i work as a bouncer. Never let people in with trainers on.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 12:46, More)