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I actually have seven legs. I am only able to use two at a time due to hip constraints, and am forced to keep the remaining five in a box under the bed. I tend to swap them over when the spares become restless.

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» Sticking it to The Man

Woo yeah!

As an aside I once had a wank whilst thinking of the police woman in the flat downstairs. And she was a lesbian. In your face pigs!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 16:02, More)

» Crappy Prizes

I always...
cum first. Wife's not too pleased about it though...
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 16:54, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Friends reinvented...
I like to make fake accounts on Friends Reunited and pretend to be people who I used to know from school. Makes me laugh when I think that someone is browsing for an old chum and finds a message saying they have been in prison for bum raping their dad, and their hobbies include fwapping one off over amputee granny porn.

(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 14:21, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Good prizes. shame I am a spazz.
I won a cd walkman in a school raffle. Bear in mind it was when they had only just come out, and it was about the size of an LP. Being 13 and skint I didn't have any cd's so I sold it to a mate's big brother for £30. Hoorah!

a week later I entered a competition on Radio Lincolnshire (or could have been Lincs FM) and won the top 5 cd albums! Woohoo!

Hang on. I'd just sold the cd player. and it would have cost me well over £100 to replace it. Bugger.

Finally got a cd player a couple of years later, and with great anticipation went to play one of the cd's, only to find it was scratched to fuck. Turns out my brother did it in retaliation for me calling him fat.

I'm not bitter though. Oh no. Cocksucker.
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 16:59, More)

» Racist grandparents

My grandad was a casual rapist
...sorry, misread the question...
(Thu 3rd Nov 2011, 13:45, More)
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