» Social Networking Gaffes

Dont let your nan join facebook
My nan is quite an internet savvy lady, she's mastered emails (she lives out in Spain so uses it to keep in touch with us younguns) booking holidays online and she no longer needs to call out the IT engineer when MSN pops up (Nan: can they see me when theyre writing? Me: no nan its like really quick emails)

Alas she was keen to join in facebook after some cousins mentionned to her about all the photos etc on there. The next time said cousins went out there they allowed the most retarded one (honestly its like letting a donkey wear a dress) set up a profile for dear old nan. Her name is Mrs Cox. What did retard set her up as?

Nanny Cocks

Imagine logging into your email and seeing that "Nanny Cocks has requested to be your friend" horrifying. Whats even worse? the profile was wide open to everyone (interesting and congratulatory wall postings abounded) and no one could log in on her behalf to change it as she wouldnt give up the password incase we "changed her letters and emails".

My brother went out there in August and thankfully my nan has been restored to her true name and is no longer a Cock Nan.
(Fri 12th Sep 2008, 17:38, More)

» Voyeurism

Ski Whore
Ever been skiing in Pas de la casa Andorra? well neither have I, as I spent most of it either in a bar or in bed, or occasionally al fresco, for what is sexier than a numb arse when entertaining a gentleman?

So day two of our girls ski trip, we landed up on the pub crawl (classy) as its 10 men to every 1 woman, the drinks were free flowing and soon enough I met a nice young fellow to chat to, we decided to go out for some air. Now not wanting to ruin my chances with the 100 or so other chaps I declined to go back to his holiday shag pad, instead offering him certain oral treats in the door way of a nearby apartment block. It was only 11 oclock or so, so when a group of French folk returned to their apartment after indulging in some local paella, they were quite amused to see a bloke blocking the door getting sucked off by a slightly drunk lady, but with that typical Gallic charm they merely opened the other door, patted me on the back and hi-5'd him!

Voyeur? They practically joined in!
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 9:21, More)

» Being told off as an adult

well i was embarrased
Today I was told off by my (previously friendly)GP for bringing on my kidney infection by having rigorous intercourse at regular intervals. So not only am I in pain due to said infection, but my GP thinks im a tramp and my bloke thinks he has a magnificient man tool that can poke kidneys (ha!)


Well I blushed..
(Wed 26th Sep 2007, 16:30, More)