b3ta.com user noodle monkey
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for noodle monkey:
Profile Info:

Climb inside my brain...


Like Booze? Try the Drink-o-Meter. Hic!

Drink-o-Meter 2 - The night out Simulator!

Recent front page messages:

13 years I've been here, wtf, I better post something!

(Thu 4th Jun 2015, 10:56, More)


(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 13:15, More)


(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 11:30, More)


(Wed 8th Mar 2006, 11:21, More)


big weeee

(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 12:22, More)

Welcome back b3ta!

(Tue 26th Jul 2005, 21:14, More)

Spice Porn

(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 12:19, More)

well it seemed like a good plan...

(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 17:31, More)


Episode 1
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 14:24, More)


(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 12:54, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Fire!

Sorry Madam!
I used to be a magician, and once had a corporate gig at Hamleys in London. I also had a wallet that when opened, erupted into flames! A great opener to introduce yourself, untill it erupted too close to a portly lady wearing a large woolly jumper. Cue shocked looks, cue apologies, cue me using the words 'used' to be a magician!
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 14:24, More)

» Weddings

My Wedding
I cycled to my own wedding on a 30 year old 1970's Raleigh Chopper with no brakes. Huzzah!
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 9:46, More)

» Flirting

"Do you like Buck Rogers?"
Try it, works like a charm!
(Mon 22nd Feb 2010, 16:23, More)

» Slang Survey

Everthing has
Gone Gollum.
Every word ends is 'ses'.
Like i put my sockses on my feetses.

Or maybe its just me whos saying that :-/

stupid fat hobbitses
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 16:45, More)