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Climb inside my brain...


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Recent front page messages:

13 years I've been here, wtf, I better post something!

(Thu 4th Jun 2015, 10:56, More)


(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 13:15, More)


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(Wed 8th Mar 2006, 11:21, More)


big weeee

(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 12:22, More)

Welcome back b3ta!

(Tue 26th Jul 2005, 21:14, More)

Spice Porn

(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 12:19, More)

well it seemed like a good plan...

(Mon 4th Apr 2005, 17:31, More)


Episode 1
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 14:24, More)


(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 12:54, More)

He's a bit shy...

(Sun 28th Nov 2004, 13:00, More)


(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 9:10, More)


click for big head!

ooo thank you!

(Thu 8th Jul 2004, 13:39, More)

Rock on!

now animated, click for original
ooo thank ye for FP!

(Mon 5th Jul 2004, 19:32, More)


Edit: ooo FP! Thank you kind sirs/madams :-D
(Mon 10th May 2004, 11:06, More)

Penelope Piss-Stop

clicky for bigger piss

(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 16:13, More)

The Catrix
Free your fur Neo
(Mon 1st Dec 2003, 19:48, More)

Morning all...
Get off my Totem!!

Pesky birds...
(Thu 30th Oct 2003, 9:47, More)

Porn on the Cob

Sorry, just had to get it out of my head :-/
(Sat 11th Oct 2003, 19:22, More)

KONG Bungee, only a pound a go!

Clicky for bigger Kongy
(Thu 14th Aug 2003, 20:45, More)

Those Druids!
Only they know the secret!

Click for Druid Bigness!
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 21:43, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Fire!

Sorry Madam!
I used to be a magician, and once had a corporate gig at Hamleys in London. I also had a wallet that when opened, erupted into flames! A great opener to introduce yourself, untill it erupted too close to a portly lady wearing a large woolly jumper. Cue shocked looks, cue apologies, cue me using the words 'used' to be a magician!
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 14:24, More)

» Weddings

My Wedding
I cycled to my own wedding on a 30 year old 1970's Raleigh Chopper with no brakes. Huzzah!
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 9:46, More)

» Flirting

"Do you like Buck Rogers?"
Try it, works like a charm!
(Mon 22nd Feb 2010, 16:23, More)

» Slang Survey

Everthing has
Gone Gollum.
Every word ends is 'ses'.
Like i put my sockses on my feetses.

Or maybe its just me whos saying that :-/

stupid fat hobbitses
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 16:45, More)