» Best Graffiti Ever

In Oxford, of course
written in chalk on the side of one of the old colleges; "Capitalism is boring". Best argument against it I've heard.

Also in Oxford, in the toilets of The Zodiac, written on a condom machine; "Insert baby for refund".
(Sun 6th May 2007, 16:27, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

So many things
My illegal downloads (porn, warez, films, programs, music etc)
Peeing in the shower
Masturbating with others in the house
"accidentally" touching girls' arses in crowds
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 9:46, More)

» Useless Information

I have over 60GB of pornography
And now you know.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 17:47, More)

» Shame

Shame?
Well, I had sex on the floor of a public bathroom once. I'm not embarressed of it, just thought I'd tell you. I was on top so I stayed (relatively) clean.
(Tue 29th Nov 2005, 20:35, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Bohemian Rhapsody- Counter Strike version (it works!)
Are you a camper
Are you just a n00b
Caught in my crosshair
No escape from a headshot-
All of your base
Are belong to us you n00b
You’re just a cheater, nobody loves you
Like to empty clip, then reload
Aimed at me? Little low…
I’ll get you the next round, just you wait and see
No-one is L337er than me…

Ha ha, I just fragged you,
Put a deagle against your head,
Pull my trigger, now you’re dead,
Ha ha. L337er than you
I just threw my aug carbine away-
Ha ha you n00b,
Bring it on- just you try-
If I’m on this server again tomorrow-
I’ll own all of you tards, none of you are any good-

Too late, your reflexes suck,
I shot you in the spine-
lowest ping all of the time,
Goodbye you asstards –I’m idling-
Gotta leave you all online and take a pee -
Ha ha you n00b- (take it, bi0tch)
I want the Ts die,
I sometimes wish I’d never respawned at all-

I see a newbie of a counter terrorist,
Camper, camper, you are a base camper-
Frag grenade and flashbang-very very brightening screen-
Autosniper, autosniper,
Autosniper, autosniper
Autosniper and AK-what a shot-
I’m totally l337 and I own this server-
No you’re not, you’re just another newbie-
Go find another game, you dick-
You’re blatantly hacking go and fuck yourself-
Fuck you right back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
Fuck you back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
Fuck you back! I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
I will not fuck myself- fuck yourself-
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Screw it this server sucks- I am off now
That sniper has a bullet put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can kill me and shoot at my corpse-
So I know I can frag you and leave you to die-
MP5-not bad at one and half grand-
Just gotta frag one more to be at the top-

I do really pwn ass,
Anyone can see,
No-one really pwns, no-one really pwns, quite like me.

Any way I frag you….
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 22:29, More)