» Childhood bad taste

My last one was far too tame
I discovered orgasm and subsequently proper masturbation at the tender age of 11 after finding one of my dad's scud flicks in the wardrobe and lying on my front rubbing myself up and down on the living room carpet while watching it. I don't remember cleaning up after myself
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 17:19, More)

» Childhood bad taste

Oh dear god
Not only did I have a black shell suit with yellow stripes, to top it all off it was from Marks and Spencer. Cheers Mum.

That was at the age of 10. By the time I was 14 I had noone to blame but myself for the side parting with step/undercut and the belief that uttering these immortal words would get me laid:

"I've been watching you all evening
And I think you're really sweet
So as long as I have got a face
You'll always have a seat"

Strangely enough it didn't exactly get them fizzing at the bung hole
(Mon 13th Dec 2004, 15:21, More)