» When I met the parents

When my girlfriend first met my parents....
my dad came into the living room and asked me if he could borrow my cd...

"I can't remember the name of the cd" he said "but it has that song that goes 'I want to fuck you like an animal'"

Thanks for that dad. It really impressed her that I had a cd with a song that goes like that.

(Although that night i did infact fuck her like an animal!)

BTW the cd was Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral and the song is called Closer
(Thu 19th May 2005, 18:33, More)

» Join us... come join the cult

Of Course!
I like to enter a cult at least 3 or 4 times a week, as long as she'll let me.





Oh. CULT! so sorry I misread the question!
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 22:11, More)

» Urban Legends

A teacher at our school had....
a wooden tit.
(Sun 8th Jan 2006, 18:13, More)

» Job Interviews

Manlove
I went for (and got) a rather cushy job that involved doing fairly minimal amounts of actual work.

I found out about 3 weeks into the job that both my boss and another bloke in the office decided to give me the job as they wanted my arse.

I left. Very quickly.
(Sun 23rd Jan 2005, 20:35, More)

» Singing the wrong words

You Got the Love....
Sometimes I feel like waving my panties in the air....
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 20:07, More)