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fat, bald, scarf wearing johnny foreigner who's just over here to take your jobs and women.

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» Secret Santa

some people ey?
this year: an argos catalogue with a coupla £5 gift vouchers jammed inside. Gee thanks. Did it ever cross your mind to actually just hand me a tenner instead of forcing me to spend it at a shop where i stand a very real chance of contracting pink-eye from the mouth breathing council trash behind the till? If only Argos sold bricks, then i could buy one, tie your sodding catalogue to it and throw it through your arseing window - heaven knows, you might need it for loo paper, you tight fisted, all the imagination of a decomposing sloth bastrad!
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 12:31, More)

» Toilets

i make my mother crap like a blue ribbon dairy cow.
whenever my sainted mother calls me, usually every day at twelve to enquire as to whether or not i have enough lunch money, met a nice girl, spoken to brothers recently, she invariably cuts the conversation short by informing me that she has the 'turtles head' and needs to visit the neccessarium. every time. whats more worrying is when she finally got a mobile and called me back mid-evacuation. hateful woman.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 15:57, More)

» Pure Ignorance

cheeses of nazzareth.
Theres a pizza delivery place around the corner from where I live called 'Wood Oven Pizza', some evil marketing genius/utter witless chump, in the interests of vernacular circumlocution no doubt, decided to abbreviate their moniker to an acronym, in much the same fashion as kentucky fried chicken is now KFC... so we now have WOP. They deliver in north west london area if anyones interested. Aaah I laughed till I stopped.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 15:49, More)

» Picky Eaters

the word 'pescetarian' implies you ONLY eat fish and nowt else - remember - if you want to make up wanky words to describe your sanctimonius sense of self-imposed exclusivity, at least take the time to make up a word that isnt made self contradictory by including the arse end of the word that describes the one thing you're trying to say you arent. (see 'chocaholics')

(Mon 5th Mar 2007, 17:20, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

being pronounced like a popular bumsexualist bedroom sport.
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 10:03, More)
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