» World's Sickest Joke

Q,How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
A,The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 16:37, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

my apologies
This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.

He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."

To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 15:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

one to try on a friend
Hobbs says to Tim "if you had grass stains on your knees and a condom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone"

Tim Replies "NO!"

To which Hobbs replies "would you like to go camping next weekend"

Badum Tsh
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 15:47, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 15:08, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Q, how do homosexuals wank?
A, Shit in there hand first.

this one is for you hobbs
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 16:26, More)