» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

I "forgot" to go to the dry cleaners

I don't think his wife ever forgave me. She did alright though.


Well, almost.
(Sat 7th Jun 2008, 1:45, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I have a little black dress...
...with Bill Clinton's spunk on it.
(Tue 9th Nov 2004, 14:20, More)

» Claims to Fame

I sucked...
...Bill Clinton's cock.






Still got the evidence to prove it.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 14:27, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

What goes around cums around...
Well ever since a certain incident, which I won't bore you with the details with my friends have had a real hoot calling me "Spunky".
Another of their favourites when they're feeling especially cruel is "White Home-Wrecker".

Ooh, people can be callous can't they? Well, I suppose it takes one to know one.
(Thu 25th May 2006, 0:53, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

Does Cheating.....
....on your wife count?



(Look, I was only an accessory, I kept the evidence to prove it.
Tee hee hee.)
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 16:01, More)