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» The Onosecond

Sing-Song
Word of advice: no matter how funny you think the song is, don't sing "Grandpa We Love You" with a bunch of drunken friends right in the face of a pal whose beloved Pops has just died from a protracted battle with lung cancer. Try and acknowledge the repeated pleadings of another friend who is desperately trying to get you to shut up soas not to make a grown man cry.

More of an onohalfhour after the deed, really...too pissed to realise the pain we were inflicting.
(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 21:36, More)

» The Onosecond

I was at a Radiohead gig...
And my new girlfriend was there too, though she'd gone off into hiding because my old girlfriend was stalking the arena, thirsty for blood...my dad texted me and asked if I'd be coming home and I replied, telling him I was having a great time but would probably see him tomorrow.

Well, the text went to the new girlfriend...who presumed I'd got back together with the old one and was giving her the most tactless brush-off the world had ever seen. Yikes.

Caught up with her later though, and drenched in rainwater we had a very romantic getting-back-together and had sex in my friend's dad's study. Yay!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 10:55, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Me and my friend Rory
once sang "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" by Fleetwood Mac to our chemistry teacher until he threatened to suspend us.
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 3:49, More)

» When I met the parents

I know the guy
who runs the Private Shop. His name is Dave and he's a great chap...will forward story on to him.
(Fri 20th May 2005, 10:58, More)

» Claims to Fame

Radiohead...
for supposedly shy people, they are rather out and about on the streets of Oxford aren't they?

Anyway, this is obscenely arrogant, but Jonny Greenwood was in V-Shop (shit mini-Virgin that has since folded) where I was working and a woman calls out "Here, you're that bloke aren't you?". He runs out very quickly, then said woman comes up to me and recognises me from MY band! HAHAHA! Up yours Greenwood!

More of a claim of fame than to fame, but still.

PS- are there lots of Oxfordians about here then?
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 23:47, More)
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