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» God

Brilliant observation by Eddie Izzard
The first western language the Bible was translated into (before Latin as it wasn't accepted in the Roman Empire at this point) was Ancient Greek. Now, I don't know how many Scholars of Ancient Greek there are out there but the Ancient Greek word for 'Virgin' (as in the 'Virgin' Mary) is the same as the word 'Young Woman'.

One of the main miracles in the Bible and the cornerstone of the Roman Catholic Faith put bang to rights by a transvestite comedian.

(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 12:20, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Why did so many black men die in the Vietnam War?
Cos every time someone shouted 'Get Down!' they all got up and started dancing.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 20:18, More)

» Secret Santa

Not someone I hate...
Last year in the orchestra, we (the 'cello section) had our own little Secret Santa. I got a girl on third desk and went out and bought a cheapo little snowman that talked (shit I know). When she got it at the beginning of rehearsal (well, just before) she tried it, laughed and put it by the side of her seat. Halfway through the rehearsal, watching the conductor waiting to start Shostakovitch's 5th Symphony when a chorus of 'Jingle Bells' started up from the snowman because she accidentally kicked it. Everyone is stitches and her, face red trying to turn it off. Even the straight faced conductor laughed (a little).

Had to be there I suppose, just like you have to see the size of my penis
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 11:39, More)

» Shame

Another one...
I have got several really but I can't remember most of them but I was told I did this even though I can't remember it...

Once when I was a little nipper (about 2 or 3), I went to a shoe store (shame in itself) with my Auntie. Whilst in the shoe store, an elderly Indian gentleman (who was a Sikh I presume) was there with his Turban. Whilst trying on some shoes, I spotted this gentleman. Cue me, shouting very loudly: "Look Auntie (insert name here), there's a genie!"

The shame. What isn't shameful, however, is the length
(Sun 27th Nov 2005, 20:24, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

White Van
"Please overtake quietly. Immigrants sleeping"

(Sun 6th May 2007, 23:21, More)
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