» On the stage

Bunch of Cunts
I was in many a musical back in 6th Form (mainly cause I wanted to piece the English teacher that directed them!). Final year we did that soppy piece of 50's shite, Grease. Me and my best mate both thought we were the dog's bollocks and expected to get the top parts. I ended up getting Sonny and my mate got Kenickie, the lucky swine!

Now imagine the BIGGEST cunt on the earth; the one that brought his guitar into the common room and played Bohemian rhapsody, singing at full volume all of the parts. The man was prick beyond measure.

Come rehearsals it is announced who sandra D was, a hottie with the best rack ever. And the lucky sod that got to get off with her and cop a feel 4 nights in a row.... The Prick! That was it, half the cast threatened to leave but we're talked around by bribes of extra credit. Me and my mate where told that if we left we'd pretty much have our privelages taken away from us for the rest of our A levels. Cunts!
Anyway the play was disasterous. I was left on the stage numurous times, improvising with some idiotic year 10 (although for every line I improved he'd come back with, "Ya, fosure") waiting for the PRICK to appear from the wings. Anyway, short story long my mate is now banging sandra dee and we ripped apart greased lightning on the last night. Oh and knocking the prick off the end of the stage in the finale was a complete accident.....
(Sat 3rd Dec 2005, 20:38, More)

» Singing the wrong words

My sister
was a Take That fan and I'm sure she hasn't forgiven me for revealing that "It only takes some Vinegar" was actually only takes a minute girl... but if only vinegar could make you fall in love.
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 23:17, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

anything on Toxicity by system of a down...
School History trip to belgium... spent the whole time trying to get served in the bars in ypres and listening to SOAD & blink 182 "I want to fuck a dog in the ass" that was a very fun trip!
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 13:17, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

An innocent 16 yo boy....
Against a community centre. Although she was younger she knew every trick and i may have picked a few up. Haven't looked back since!
(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 18:05, More)

» Lost...

I lost Conciousness
I have lost it uncountable times, but once in partiucular, I was at a party in a rather swanky hotel when I was 15 and had just developed a taste for Guinness and red wine. Before long I was trying to out drink everyone there. After about 2hrs of this I remember vomiting in a flower pot.. then I have slight recolections of hitting my head on the toilet seat and then I awoke in my bed, covered in sick with my mom standing over me with a cloth. Never again (till about 2 weeks later).
I still have no idea what happened in that time, but supposedly my mom hit me cause I kept swearing.
(Sat 4th Dec 2004, 0:36, More)