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» Rock and Roll Stories

Searchlights rock
Went to a little free party last year - a few old mates from school, a generator, decks and a half decent sound system, in a nice secluded spot in the woodlands.

After an hour or 2 of boozing and bopping away to some techno, we see a police helicopter not too far away, searchlight (doing as a good searchlight does), searching around for something. The music goes off, the lights go out, everyone looks a bit unsure of what to do next. The decision is made to fuck it and stick the music back on. Before long, that searchlight hits us - the DJ pauses, looks around - and promptly turns it up a notch.

Cue the coppers putting their megaphone on, telling the 50ish strong crowd to go home, and the dj to "switch the music off and step away from the decks". It was a good 15 or so minutes before the plod (doing what good plod do best) plodded up to us on foot, the whole time with everyone raving like crazy in the searchlight of the chopper :D

Maybe you just had to be there, but that was cool as fuck.
(Wed 5th Jul 2006, 21:31, More)

» Cross Dressing

Funnily enough...
I'm sure I'm not the only person on here who actually *is* a crossdresser/tranny/whatever the hell you'd like to call people with certain...hobbies.

And in response to both Big-girls-blouse and Fothermucker (for opposite reasoning) have this.
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 22:28, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

A ticket to T in the Park
Was chatting to a mate of mine on my birthday last year - and as you can imagine, I was sober as a judge.

Saw him a few days later, and he said "Guess what I've got you? - Tickets to T in the Park!"

I shat myself initially, but its now the only festival I have got tickets to this year! \o/
(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 19:37, More)