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Endorsed by the most discriminating judges of glue products on the planet
(Sun 5th Aug 2018, 22:13, More)
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This might have been "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" but screw Jane Fonda.
(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 6:14, More)
(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 6:14, More)
grrrrrr!
we don't want to start another cow thread do we? How about a dog thread.
(I just discovered mine can't chew with his ass engaged)
(Mon 2nd Apr 2018, 13:16, More)
we don't want to start another cow thread do we? How about a dog thread.
(I just discovered mine can't chew with his ass engaged)
(Mon 2nd Apr 2018, 13:16, More)
Baffling code appears overnight
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists
(Sun 25th Feb 2018, 15:54, More)
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists
(Sun 25th Feb 2018, 15:54, More)
Shabitat For Humanity
John casually inspects the fireplug, placed strategically it seems, to protect the nearby pile of rubbish.
(Fri 26th Jan 2018, 12:17, More)
John casually inspects the fireplug, placed strategically it seems, to protect the nearby pile of rubbish.
(Fri 26th Jan 2018, 12:17, More)
"Please abstain from 'mile-high club' activities until we are airborne."
(Mon 19th Jun 2017, 23:11, More)
(Mon 19th Jun 2017, 23:11, More)
not sure I like this challenge
(or my inability to meet it, that is)
(Sun 21st Nov 2010, 18:28, More)
(or my inability to meet it, that is)
(Sun 21st Nov 2010, 18:28, More)
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How cold was it last night in Mississippi?
Tupelo zero.
(Sat 24th Dec 2022, 17:54, More)
How cold was it last night in Mississippi?
Tupelo zero.
(Sat 24th Dec 2022, 17:54, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Which film series will feature Caitlyn Jenner and Yasmin Finney?
eX-MEN
(Wed 11th Jan 2023, 19:14, More)
Which film series will feature Caitlyn Jenner and Yasmin Finney?
eX-MEN
(Wed 11th Jan 2023, 19:14, More)
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My apologies
Egyptian archeologists have recorded rare fart-like sounds emanating from the mummy of one of the pharaohs.
For lack of a better description, they call this unusual phenomenon TOOT UNCOMMON.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2022, 12:47, More)
My apologies
Egyptian archeologists have recorded rare fart-like sounds emanating from the mummy of one of the pharaohs.
For lack of a better description, they call this unusual phenomenon TOOT UNCOMMON.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2022, 12:47, More)
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I asked my proctologist for a second opinion, so he used two fingers.
(Sun 7th May 2023, 4:24, More)
I asked my proctologist for a second opinion, so he used two fingers.
(Sun 7th May 2023, 4:24, More)
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Hear about that pervert photographer with two cocks?
Arrested for double exposure :(
(Thu 12th Jan 2023, 0:52, More)
Hear about that pervert photographer with two cocks?
Arrested for double exposure :(
(Thu 12th Jan 2023, 0:52, More)