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memes X3

(Thu 25th Jan 2024, 14:51, More)


(Thu 23rd Nov 2023, 17:35, More)


(Sat 11th Nov 2023, 19:06, More)

(half price with coupon)

(Sat 28th Oct 2023, 1:19, More)


(Wed 18th Oct 2023, 20:48, More)

yes it is

(Wed 28th Jun 2023, 0:49, More)

"And Ma'am, it'll clean those greasy feet of yours right up".

(Thu 15th Jun 2023, 15:34, More)

'ave another flasher while supplies last

(Sat 3rd Jun 2023, 2:41, More)

Kitty da Vinci

(Thu 1st Jun 2023, 18:35, More)

narrowing the scope

(Fri 21st Apr 2023, 22:53, More)


(Sun 5th Mar 2023, 21:00, More)

yes, yes I do

(Sat 4th Mar 2023, 21:30, More)

(plum nasty)

(Fri 10th Feb 2023, 2:10, More)


(Thu 5th Jan 2023, 22:49, More)

(Fri 10th Sep 2021, 15:15, More)

(Tue 18th Aug 2020, 2:33, More)

(Sun 31st May 2020, 20:06, More)

Maintaining a safe social . . . dissidence

(Wed 18th Mar 2020, 21:08, More)

Better safe than sorry

(Sat 7th Mar 2020, 20:12, More)

(Fri 6th Mar 2020, 15:21, More)

jes fer schitz

(Fri 21st Feb 2020, 15:47, More)

Harry always reminds me of Mad Magazine.

(Tue 21st Jan 2020, 19:33, More)

(Sat 18th Jan 2020, 21:16, More)

Surveying flood damage from Dumpster ONE.

(Wed 8th Jan 2020, 17:12, More)

When your recording contract tolerates ZERO absenteeism.

(Tue 7th Jan 2020, 22:39, More)

Burn to a crisp then die in a blizzard = HomerGeddon

(Tue 7th Jan 2020, 16:15, More)

(Sat 14th Dec 2019, 21:32, More)

(Mon 1st Jul 2019, 3:08, More)

(Wed 26th Jun 2019, 3:34, More)

(Mon 24th Jun 2019, 0:41, More)

Needs more Aaabbbbeeeeyyyyy

(Tue 9th Apr 2019, 9:53, More)

(Mon 8th Apr 2019, 23:08, More)

(Sun 7th Apr 2019, 3:12, More)

(Thu 4th Apr 2019, 9:34, More)

(Mon 11th Mar 2019, 0:15, More)

Bah! Hum-buggery!

(Fri 14th Dec 2018, 20:20, More)

Huey Lewis and the News

(Thu 15th Nov 2018, 19:58, More)

(Mon 12th Nov 2018, 21:15, More)

Dating site for arsonists

(Sun 11th Nov 2018, 15:24, More)

(Fri 9th Nov 2018, 19:08, More)

always bet on the horaffe

(Sat 3rd Nov 2018, 15:12, More)

Vulcanized rubber

(Fri 2nd Nov 2018, 18:37, More)

(Fri 2nd Nov 2018, 15:56, More)

Scarface, The Broadway Musical

(Thu 1st Nov 2018, 19:56, More)

(Mon 1st Oct 2018, 23:28, More)

for the sake of gender equality

(Sun 30th Sep 2018, 15:35, More)

(Sat 29th Sep 2018, 16:23, More)

(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 6:28, More)

(Thu 30th Aug 2018, 1:49, More)

"Get that windshield for you, Sir?"

(Wed 29th Aug 2018, 12:22, More)

consent to this then :D

(Sun 26th Aug 2018, 3:43, More)

(Wed 22nd Aug 2018, 19:03, More)

(Wed 22nd Aug 2018, 0:21, More)

(Fri 17th Aug 2018, 17:32, More)

Poultry Pong

(Fri 10th Aug 2018, 18:11, More)

Endorsed by the most discriminating judges of glue products on the planet

(Sun 5th Aug 2018, 22:13, More)

(Wed 1st Aug 2018, 5:30, More)

(Thu 26th Jul 2018, 17:00, More)

(Sun 15th Jul 2018, 1:26, More)

prolly bindun?

(Wed 11th Jul 2018, 3:45, More)

*Reading Comp. don't fail me now*

(Sun 8th Jul 2018, 3:15, More)

(Fri 29th Jun 2018, 2:39, More)

Is this how it works, HT?

(Tue 26th Jun 2018, 3:21, More)


(Wed 20th Jun 2018, 2:55, More)

She really shouldn't fly commercial

(Tue 19th Jun 2018, 21:37, More)

(Wed 13th Jun 2018, 17:13, More)

(Sun 3rd Jun 2018, 16:51, More)

again and again and , , ,

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 19:32, More)

This might have been "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" but screw Jane Fonda.

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 6:14, More)

:D Quite nicely!
QE loves snug puguin headgear

(Mon 21st May 2018, 0:27, More)


(Fri 18th May 2018, 20:14, More)

Carpet bombing--for those who've never heard of it

(Sun 8th Apr 2018, 12:56, More)

we don't want to start another cow thread do we? How about a dog thread.
(I just discovered mine can't chew with his ass engaged)

(Mon 2nd Apr 2018, 13:16, More)

As seen on "Boring TV Flops"

(Sat 24th Mar 2018, 0:03, More)

(Fri 2nd Mar 2018, 12:19, More)

Baffling code appears overnight
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists

(Sun 25th Feb 2018, 15:54, More)

prolly bindun so I didn't bother with many watermarks

(Tue 6th Feb 2018, 6:23, More)

occupational hazard

(Mon 29th Jan 2018, 20:01, More)

Shabitat For Humanity

John casually inspects the fireplug, placed strategically it seems, to protect the nearby pile of rubbish.
(Fri 26th Jan 2018, 12:17, More)

"Please abstain from 'mile-high club' activities until we are airborne."

(Mon 19th Jun 2017, 23:11, More)

'Don't tase me, bro'

(Fri 16th Jun 2017, 21:32, More)

for chrissake play something INTERESTING for a change

(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 16:31, More)

(Sat 10th Jun 2017, 16:05, More)

more nonsense please

(Wed 31st May 2017, 12:06, More)

(Wed 24th Aug 2011, 15:11, More)


(Sat 16th Jul 2011, 15:59, More)


(Mon 6th Jun 2011, 18:19, More)

not sure I like this challenge
(or my inability to meet it, that is)

(Sun 21st Nov 2010, 18:28, More)

(Thu 11th Nov 2010, 5:32, More)

Abbey Road Remix

(Fri 10th Sep 2010, 21:06, More)

Fuck me . . . get my feet back on the ground

(Fri 10th Sep 2010, 17:41, More)

Shake that Royal booty

(Mon 12th Oct 2009, 10:19, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How cold was it last night in Mississippi?
Tupelo zero.
(Sat 24th Dec 2022, 17:54, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which film series will feature Caitlyn Jenner and Yasmin Finney?
(Wed 11th Jan 2023, 19:14, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My apologies
Egyptian archeologists have recorded rare fart-like sounds emanating from the mummy of one of the pharaohs.
For lack of a better description, they call this unusual phenomenon TOOT UNCOMMON.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2022, 12:47, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I asked my proctologist for a second opinion, so he used two fingers.

(Sun 7th May 2023, 4:24, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Hear about that pervert photographer with two cocks?
Arrested for double exposure :(
(Thu 12th Jan 2023, 0:52, More)
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