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Maintaining a safe social . . . dissidence

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Better safe than sorry

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jes fer schitz

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Harry always reminds me of Mad Magazine.

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Surveying flood damage from Dumpster ONE.

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My apologies
Egyptian archeologists have recorded rare fart-like sounds emanating from the mummy of one of the pharaohs.
For lack of a better description, they call this unusual phenomenon TOOT UNCOMMON.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2022, 12:47, More)

» Overheard secrets

My mother the typist
My sister asked Mom to type a recipe for her because she (Sis) was busy doing something else.

Sis: "It's a short recipe and it won't take you long."
Mom: "I would, but I have to leave in just a few minutes."
Sis: "Okay,I guess I'll have time to type it myself"
Mom: "Besides, I'm a hunt-'n'-pecker."

I left, cackling to myself, knowing full well that I could trick Mom into using that expression in front of people who would roar out loud.

I did--she did--and they did--loud and long :)
(Sun 28th Aug 2011, 6:46, More)