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"Get that windshield for you, Sir?"

(Wed 29th Aug 2018, 12:22, More)

consent to this then :D

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Poultry Pong

(Fri 10th Aug 2018, 18:11, More)

Endorsed by the most discriminating judges of glue products on the planet

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» Overheard secrets

My mother the typist
My sister asked Mom to type a recipe for her because she (Sis) was busy doing something else.

Sis: "It's a short recipe and it won't take you long."
Mom: "I would, but I have to leave in just a few minutes."
Sis: "Okay,I guess I'll have time to type it myself"
Mom: "Besides, I'm a hunt-'n'-pecker."

I left, cackling to myself, knowing full well that I could trick Mom into using that expression in front of people who would roar out loud.

I did--she did--and they did--loud and long :)
(Sun 28th Aug 2011, 6:46, More)