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» Singing the wrong words

Richard and Judy
A couple of years ago Judy of Richard and Judy's top few off at some awards ceremony. The next day I came up with this little ditty, sung to the tune of Michael Finnigan.

There was a bird called Judy Finnigan,
her Breasts popped out,
she stuck them in again,
her husbands been stealing gin again,
Poor old Judy Finnigan, Begin again.

For the record I would like to point out Richard was cleared of stealing spirits, he simply walked out the shop without paying for them, a mistake any fuckwit could make.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 9:41, More)