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International Superstar,
Ian Beale can't catch oranges, the tit.
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International Superstar,
Ian Beale can't catch oranges, the tit.
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» The Police
arrested
Once got arrested for being a thieving little bugger (not guilty BTW) on a sunny Sat morning in June, went quietly as you do. Got let out again a few hours later after a good chat with the solicitor, and decided to go to the pub to drown my sorrows and was sat in the beer garden of the local crusty pub when who should walk outside but my good old friend the arresting officer. He promptly sat down with his pint and proceeded to skin up, i waited til he had finished before i made my presence felt. Needless to say next time i get in the shit I'm going to get let off as i had filmed it all on my phone. Cops -0 Lord of innocence- 1
(Sun 25th Sep 2005, 23:22, More)
arrested
Once got arrested for being a thieving little bugger (not guilty BTW) on a sunny Sat morning in June, went quietly as you do. Got let out again a few hours later after a good chat with the solicitor, and decided to go to the pub to drown my sorrows and was sat in the beer garden of the local crusty pub when who should walk outside but my good old friend the arresting officer. He promptly sat down with his pint and proceeded to skin up, i waited til he had finished before i made my presence felt. Needless to say next time i get in the shit I'm going to get let off as i had filmed it all on my phone. Cops -0 Lord of innocence- 1
(Sun 25th Sep 2005, 23:22, More)
» Why I was late
dog
Sorry I was late, I was too busy eating the dog's homework.
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 16:29, More)
dog
Sorry I was late, I was too busy eating the dog's homework.
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 16:29, More)
» Well, that taught 'em
Bed Wetting
I once pissed all over my sisters bed when she had annoyed me and the pretended it was the cat.
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 18:06, More)
Bed Wetting
I once pissed all over my sisters bed when she had annoyed me and the pretended it was the cat.
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 18:06, More)
» Childhood bad taste
thundercats shats
almost forgot to say that i had some thundercats y's and shat meself at the school disco when i was like 6, gutted i loved those shitty kecks more than calvins.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 15:43, More)
thundercats shats
almost forgot to say that i had some thundercats y's and shat meself at the school disco when i was like 6, gutted i loved those shitty kecks more than calvins.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 15:43, More)
» Bizarre habits
Signs
Every time I walk under one of those big road signs with the directions on for some unknown reason I have to touch my mouth and mutter the word "Bastard". If I don't do this then I suspect something bad will happen like Michael Winner announcing he's popping round for tea.
(Sat 3rd Jul 2010, 11:39, More)
Signs
Every time I walk under one of those big road signs with the directions on for some unknown reason I have to touch my mouth and mutter the word "Bastard". If I don't do this then I suspect something bad will happen like Michael Winner announcing he's popping round for tea.
(Sat 3rd Jul 2010, 11:39, More)