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» Weddings

Poor bloke.
We set up my, very nervous, best man with a bogus wedding card. We asked him to read out a few cards of congratulations which contained the classic. "Congratulations from your Scottish cousins' Ben Dover & Phil McCavity. Oh how we laughed.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 20:31, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

Me and about eight mates had decided too drop a trip each in our local pub. When we were fully up we decided we wanted to go to Tibury Fort, a local 16th century fort. But we were so out of our nut we couldn't find it(we've been there hundreds of times). As we're driving down a dual carriage, way, the A13, we see a hitch-hiker on the other side of the road so we turn round and offer him a lift. The bloke was massive. Queue six blokes in the back of a van tripping out of their nuts and shitting them selfs thinking they'ed picked up a mass murderer.

Sorry for length but I'm out of my nut again.
(Sat 9th Sep 2006, 1:35, More)

» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

Big poo
I always remember as as a kid, about eight, I was staying round my auntie Janets. My aunt started having a go at my uncle about a giant shit he'd done that wouldn't flush away. She ended up having to use a fork to chop it up so she could get rid of it. I never would use a fork round hers again. Found out later that it was my younger brother who'd dropped it. He must have an arse the size of the Dartford tunnel.

Sorry for any length but I'm out of me nut.:)
(Sun 30th Mar 2008, 3:37, More)

» Picky Eaters

I can eat sausages, chops and bacon but a pork joint makes me cringe. All because my biology teacher said that pork, when not cooked properly, could give you tape worm.:(

Oh I'd love a bit of cracklin.:(
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 20:46, More)

» I'm an expert

Jack of all, master of none.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 18:24, More)
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