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i'm 20, bored and photoshop is within my reach. Oh dear.


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Four years ago we introduced the first pieMac. It changed the way people eat computers. It changed the way people look at food technology. Some people even said it changed the world. Now, six million pieMacs later, we’re doing it again. This time with a glazed crust
(Wed 9th Jan 2002, 7:50, More)

No, this is the
lord of the puddings

And if you try to taste his sweet deserts, he will beat you away with his pointy stick.
(Mon 7th Jan 2002, 11:38, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Sickest Joke

jokes made up by me and my best friend when we were 5
my joke:

Why did the clown have a twinkle star on his ear?
Because he was on fire.

My friends joke:

Why did the picture move?
Because there was a daffodil behind it.

No, I dont get that one either.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 14:45, More)