» Job Interviews

Interview Role-reversal
I once had an interview for a job as a book packer in Eastbourne. The interviewer, a floor manager , asked a few of the generic interview questions from an idiot proof script. Every time I managed to mention my qualifications or experience he looked more and more miserable.

Eventually he put the script aside and leaned forward- "It's a shit job son and you'll be constantly bored. You can do better than this but you are welcome to work here if you really want to."

I took the job. It was shit, I was bored, and after about 3 weeks I left and did do better.
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 9:50, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Faith No More
In one of Faith No More's tracks (I forget which one) there is the lyric "Satan laughs and spreads his wings"

One of my pals at the time was convinced it was "Satan loves expensive wigs"

What a fool...
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 12:20, More)