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» Best Graffiti Ever

Barely legibly on a toilet door in Hull University
"Hull is shit, your (sic) never going to get anywhere from here FUCK HULL"

To which someone added

"Not if you spell like that you won't!"

Ah, Larkin building toilets, we miss your witty witty doors

*pop goes the virginity, length joke follows by post*
(Sat 5th May 2007, 14:48, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

In the toilets in Spiders nightclub, Hull

(Wed 9th May 2007, 19:05, More)

» Claims to Fame

Go frickin' me...
I once apepared on the Terry and Gabby show. OK, that's a slight lie, I was in the audience. It was the one where Danny Baker burned his hand on a mocrowave plate, and if you pause it in just the right place, you can see my ugly fizzgog. If you're looking carefully...

EDIT: Its just occured to me that my dad was in a band, which opened for Eric Clapton once. So he claims.

EDIT²: And also, I'm supposed to be/have been on a Hull radio station recently, telling s story about a really useless teacher I once had, and as part of a radioplay about conversations in a pub. Which radio station it was and when it was/is all on, I don't know.
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 18:35, More)

» Mistaken Identity

One of these is an aging rock star...
...and the other is me three years ago, just as I started uni. Can you guess which is which?

Don't worry, my hair is far less awesome now.
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 0:26, More)

» Terrible food

Tasty Weekend Chicken Goodness
OK, so nobody ever explained to me that chicken I bought a week or two ago should not have been opened, and just left out in the fridge when I went to see the missus over the weekend.

The reason was literally shoved in my face by my former roommate in the early morning the day after I came home.

Haven't left out any chicken in the fridge since. Oh no.
(Sat 19th May 2007, 1:23, More)
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