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» Shoplifting
not really shoplifting but.....
Every time i visit the dentist "qotw or what?????" i always aks for more anastethic! My god do3es novoCAINE make youre eyes itch! and every female thinks youre givin them the eye! (well a complete overdose does anyway;)
(Sun 13th Jan 2008, 15:16, More)
not really shoplifting but.....
Every time i visit the dentist "qotw or what?????" i always aks for more anastethic! My god do3es novoCAINE make youre eyes itch! and every female thinks youre givin them the eye! (well a complete overdose does anyway;)
(Sun 13th Jan 2008, 15:16, More)
» When Animals Attack
Bull.Fence.Puberty.......
Hmmkay, picture this. A lovely summers day on the farm and what does the (much younger) swampling like than to go and round up the cows for the evening milking.So far so good. What swampling is'nt told is that there's a fucking bull no less amongst the herd of cows BUT it's not easy to tell when your'e sitting on a wall o.k.? So down hops I to split the cows into 2 lines for the milking machine when the fucking groound only explodes with the sound of big poxy BULLS HOOVES heading in my direction :(( Did I mention the puberty at the start?
Generally it involves a lot of growth both up and down.... has anyone here tried to jump between the the horizontal bars of a farm gate at highish speed...GOD THE FUCKING PAIN! Oh hell's bell's did I check in future.....
(Thu 1st May 2008, 21:39, More)
Bull.Fence.Puberty.......
Hmmkay, picture this. A lovely summers day on the farm and what does the (much younger) swampling like than to go and round up the cows for the evening milking.So far so good. What swampling is'nt told is that there's a fucking bull no less amongst the herd of cows BUT it's not easy to tell when your'e sitting on a wall o.k.? So down hops I to split the cows into 2 lines for the milking machine when the fucking groound only explodes with the sound of big poxy BULLS HOOVES heading in my direction :(( Did I mention the puberty at the start?
Generally it involves a lot of growth both up and down.... has anyone here tried to jump between the the horizontal bars of a farm gate at highish speed...GOD THE FUCKING PAIN! Oh hell's bell's did I check in future.....
(Thu 1st May 2008, 21:39, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
guilty pleasures
Hi all Ferris bueller's day off. cheesy 80's naff stuff but anything directed by John Hughes just makes the years drop away :)
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 21:32, More)
guilty pleasures
Hi all Ferris bueller's day off. cheesy 80's naff stuff but anything directed by John Hughes just makes the years drop away :)
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 21:32, More)
» How nerdy are you?
nerdiness
Hi all if i ever wire anything electrical related i ALWAYS leave the earth wire a bit longer. Why? Because nerds live longer.(lenght joke an'all. Heh!)
(Sun 9th Mar 2008, 17:04, More)
nerdiness
Hi all if i ever wire anything electrical related i ALWAYS leave the earth wire a bit longer. Why? Because nerds live longer.(lenght joke an'all. Heh!)
(Sun 9th Mar 2008, 17:04, More)