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» Weddings

I luv yooo!
It was my neibours weddding, and she invited near enough the whole street to her wedding.

After about 2 pints of stella and 4 shots of baileys, I proceded to ask out nearly every damn female in the building. Including the bride when I got down on one knee and proposed to her using a little plastic ring from the crakers...She wasnt best pleased when I threw up on her dress...


Only problem was I was 12 at the time, and no one had told the barman that i was ordering for myself and not the parents...
(Mon 18th Jul 2005, 21:13, More)