Profile for charlie mouse - caught in a trap, not turning back.....:
28 yr old graphic designer from scotland, currently living in saarf london. trying to get away with this for as long as possible before the boss notices.
some crap what i've done.
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28 yr old graphic designer from scotland, currently living in saarf london. trying to get away with this for as long as possible before the boss notices.
some crap what i've done.
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» Jobsworths
saw a woman
getting turned away from the five items or less lane in tescos 'cause she had a paper and 6 rolls. long argument ensued, the woman behind the counter seemed to think there would be general anarchy if she allowed this kind of nonesense. needless to say i stood there pissing myself laughing.
if i ever have to work in tescos (god forbid) i'm going to take that kind of action. years ago when i worked in a theme park i used to delight in turning away children from rides cause they where a few centimeters too small, then hope they'd start crying.
(Mon 16th May 2005, 16:48, More)
saw a woman
getting turned away from the five items or less lane in tescos 'cause she had a paper and 6 rolls. long argument ensued, the woman behind the counter seemed to think there would be general anarchy if she allowed this kind of nonesense. needless to say i stood there pissing myself laughing.
if i ever have to work in tescos (god forbid) i'm going to take that kind of action. years ago when i worked in a theme park i used to delight in turning away children from rides cause they where a few centimeters too small, then hope they'd start crying.
(Mon 16th May 2005, 16:48, More)
» Shame
sisters wedding
Me and champagne don't sit well together. I got royally shitfaced at my sisters wedding, was the life and soul of the party, decided to hit on the only hot girl there. she was very receptive to my (slightly drunken) advances, and I was quite chuffed to be seen snogging the only fit bird there, till she started telling me how she had to be up early in the morning so her dad could take her to hockey practice... i found out later she was the 16 year old daughter of a very large uncle from my brother-in-law's side of the family. (i was 27 at the time) I ran and hid in the bar in shame.
this is actually one of my much lesser shames, if i'm feeling brave i'll post more.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 10:19, More)
sisters wedding
Me and champagne don't sit well together. I got royally shitfaced at my sisters wedding, was the life and soul of the party, decided to hit on the only hot girl there. she was very receptive to my (slightly drunken) advances, and I was quite chuffed to be seen snogging the only fit bird there, till she started telling me how she had to be up early in the morning so her dad could take her to hockey practice... i found out later she was the 16 year old daughter of a very large uncle from my brother-in-law's side of the family. (i was 27 at the time) I ran and hid in the bar in shame.
this is actually one of my much lesser shames, if i'm feeling brave i'll post more.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 10:19, More)
» Shame
ok, that felt pretty good.
so here's another. one summer, while working the kitchen of a certain chav ridden bar in brighton's lovely west street, I went out after doing an afternoon shift and got fucked up on tequila. then went back to the bar I was working in. managed to offend everyone in there, offer two of the barmaids a threesome, nick loads of booze from the upstairs bar (even though i knew there was a camera there) throw up in the laundry basket in the staff room. It's the only time i've ever been banned from entering my work place, but somehow kept my job!
hey this is fun! who needs therapy.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 10:39, More)
ok, that felt pretty good.
so here's another. one summer, while working the kitchen of a certain chav ridden bar in brighton's lovely west street, I went out after doing an afternoon shift and got fucked up on tequila. then went back to the bar I was working in. managed to offend everyone in there, offer two of the barmaids a threesome, nick loads of booze from the upstairs bar (even though i knew there was a camera there) throw up in the laundry basket in the staff room. It's the only time i've ever been banned from entering my work place, but somehow kept my job!
hey this is fun! who needs therapy.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 10:39, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
nightshift
i was working nightshift in a hotel in new zealand for six months and spent nearly all night doing "security checks" which involved me and my fellow colleague going to the house bar and watching live english footy and getting pissed. thank god for the time difference. If there was no footy on i'd usually just watch porn.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 14:36, More)
nightshift
i was working nightshift in a hotel in new zealand for six months and spent nearly all night doing "security checks" which involved me and my fellow colleague going to the house bar and watching live english footy and getting pissed. thank god for the time difference. If there was no footy on i'd usually just watch porn.
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 14:36, More)