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Med student - im so very very sorry :)
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» Jobsworths
Not Me But a Friend
Got onto a bus and apparently put the wrong amount of cash into the box before getting his ticket - a whole 10p short. Bus driver suddenly pulls out one of those instant cameras where you get your pic right away and takes a pic of said friend, before accusing him of theft.
Said friend, in front of 20 passengers - one of whom happens to be a jounalist - then loudly accuses the sod of being all of the following:
"paedo" (he was 14 at the time),
"fat" (well he was a bus driver after all),
"cunt" (because he clearly was),
and many many more...
Driver doesnt particularly appreciate this, but of course can't get into a fight with a 14 year old so instead phones the police, who arrive to find everyone on the bus telling the driver what a worthless shit he was.
The driver was arrested (apparently - it may in fact be that he was replaced so police could have a little chat in the back of their car) for taking pictures of little boys but presumably got away with a warning. Friend ends up in paper with a big grin beside a bus, holding a full letter of apology from the bus company and a free travel pass for the rest of the summer.
(Sat 14th May 2005, 12:56, More)
Not Me But a Friend
Got onto a bus and apparently put the wrong amount of cash into the box before getting his ticket - a whole 10p short. Bus driver suddenly pulls out one of those instant cameras where you get your pic right away and takes a pic of said friend, before accusing him of theft.
Said friend, in front of 20 passengers - one of whom happens to be a jounalist - then loudly accuses the sod of being all of the following:
"paedo" (he was 14 at the time),
"fat" (well he was a bus driver after all),
"cunt" (because he clearly was),
and many many more...
Driver doesnt particularly appreciate this, but of course can't get into a fight with a 14 year old so instead phones the police, who arrive to find everyone on the bus telling the driver what a worthless shit he was.
The driver was arrested (apparently - it may in fact be that he was replaced so police could have a little chat in the back of their car) for taking pictures of little boys but presumably got away with a warning. Friend ends up in paper with a big grin beside a bus, holding a full letter of apology from the bus company and a free travel pass for the rest of the summer.
(Sat 14th May 2005, 12:56, More)
» Useless Information
dogs...
apparently 273 dogs are die each day worldwide falling out of moving vehicles (ye right), one of which i saw once, if a goat is the same as a dog, and if by falling i mean sleeping on the road.
im not an goat hater honest - 20 goats on the road sleeping (4am) - we were supposed to scare them with the horn but it turned out we didnt have one.
the priest we had in the back of the pickup with us said the farmer could always buy another one (christians are fun) seeing as the other 9 passengers on board were fairly shocked. me? pissing myself laughing for hours. never forgot what sound of breaking goat bones (i was sitting on the back right over the wheel) was like.
morale of this little story is not to treat a herd of sleeping goats like a bloody assault course in a pickup with 15 people on the back after a heavy piss-up. driver drunk a full bottle of blue lable too, greedy bastard.
apologies for length.
apologies also to goat farmer (seriously though buy a fence, or at least some fluorescent goat-dip)
edit: apologies to the veggie in the back, who never did see the funny side :)
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 15:43, More)
dogs...
apparently 273 dogs are die each day worldwide falling out of moving vehicles (ye right), one of which i saw once, if a goat is the same as a dog, and if by falling i mean sleeping on the road.
im not an goat hater honest - 20 goats on the road sleeping (4am) - we were supposed to scare them with the horn but it turned out we didnt have one.
the priest we had in the back of the pickup with us said the farmer could always buy another one (christians are fun) seeing as the other 9 passengers on board were fairly shocked. me? pissing myself laughing for hours. never forgot what sound of breaking goat bones (i was sitting on the back right over the wheel) was like.
morale of this little story is not to treat a herd of sleeping goats like a bloody assault course in a pickup with 15 people on the back after a heavy piss-up. driver drunk a full bottle of blue lable too, greedy bastard.
apologies for length.
apologies also to goat farmer (seriously though buy a fence, or at least some fluorescent goat-dip)
edit: apologies to the veggie in the back, who never did see the funny side :)
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 15:43, More)
» The Onosecond
Dear Sally,
Sorry about last night, i still really like you and you make me feel all warm inside. My doctor says its infectious but the treatment won't take much longer. Please please reply as i cant get you out of my head.
Hope to hear from you real soon,
Steve
(Sun 29th May 2005, 17:16, More)
Dear Sally,
Sorry about last night, i still really like you and you make me feel all warm inside. My doctor says its infectious but the treatment won't take much longer. Please please reply as i cant get you out of my head.
Hope to hear from you real soon,
Steve
(Sun 29th May 2005, 17:16, More)
» Jobsworths
RBS People...
What i use my money for is my buisness, as is who it came from:
"so whoes this cheque from"
me - "its from some guy called NONEOFYOURBUISNESS - just put it in please"
less than 20 secs later - "do you have any plans for this money"
me - "im thinking about starting a new cult"
silly woman - "theres no need to be rude sir"
me - "im participating in your teaching program - stop annoying me and do your job"
she was teaching some new girl how to cash a cheque in - and she clearly was taking my side (should have asked for her number to rub it in a little/get her fired :P)
(Tue 17th May 2005, 8:54, More)
RBS People...
What i use my money for is my buisness, as is who it came from:
"so whoes this cheque from"
me - "its from some guy called NONEOFYOURBUISNESS - just put it in please"
less than 20 secs later - "do you have any plans for this money"
me - "im thinking about starting a new cult"
silly woman - "theres no need to be rude sir"
me - "im participating in your teaching program - stop annoying me and do your job"
she was teaching some new girl how to cash a cheque in - and she clearly was taking my side (should have asked for her number to rub it in a little/get her fired :P)
(Tue 17th May 2005, 8:54, More)