b3ta.com user Lord Kronos
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That fine fellow Fiend graffitied me.

Flowerpot gave me a medal


This is me after a recent trip to space.

I have a website here, but I hardly ever update it, and some videos here

Recent front page messages:

You want the throne, Marvin? You're gonna have to fight me!

(Sun 8th Jan 2012, 15:46, More)

...is it cheese you're looking for?

(Sun 1st Jan 2012, 21:46, More)

The original ending didn't go down too well.

(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 12:44, More)

Well, that's the long and the short of it.

(Thu 15th Sep 2011, 20:51, More)

(Thu 8th Sep 2011, 13:59, More)

On a dairy related topic, my milk was so cold this morning it tried to escape!

(Mon 20th Dec 2010, 20:25, More)

We knew already Jools, but thanks for the clarification.

(Wed 8th Dec 2010, 23:15, More)

For fuck's sake, let it go!

(Sun 5th Dec 2010, 22:12, More)


(Thu 25th Nov 2010, 19:07, More)

Available in the gift shop now.

(Tue 16th Nov 2010, 19:24, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Heroes and villains of 2011

Heroes - The Doctors, Nurses and Surgeons at Clatterbridge and The Countess Of Chester Hospitals...
who, despite the fact I was diagnosed with terminal cancer in the middle of 2010, have kept me alive and still feeling pretty good in to 2012. I can't thank them enough. Oh yeah, and Jackie my Macmillan nurse who's worth her weight in gold.
Villains? All enemies of the NHS, you know who they are, the cunts.
(Tue 3rd Jan 2012, 20:18, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I was hanging out in Vegas, with Frank, Dino and Sammy
but they were dead and smelly so I decided to bail out and head home. Before I left, Dino's widow, Thora Hird, had told me about this crazy site called B3ta.com. Well, I took one look and realised I'd found a new home.
And the rest, as they say, is bullshit.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 13:42, More)