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As my name would suggest I am a bear.
Or more a sort of proto-bear really.
But I am quite nice.
Nice and bear-like.
Mmmmmm...Bear.
Oh and I like the sound Kwah quite a lot.
Kwah!
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As my name would suggest I am a bear.
Or more a sort of proto-bear really.
But I am quite nice.
Nice and bear-like.
Mmmmmm...Bear.
Oh and I like the sound Kwah quite a lot.
Kwah!
Recent front page messages:
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» Good Advice
Simple but devastatinsly effective
I work in a job that I REALLY haven't enjoyed for over 10 years. Unfortunately I have always suffered from depression and that has always made it a terrifying concept to go out and start again at something I might enjoy. Luckily I work with a fairly decent bunch that have managed to keep me from topping myself. But that still doesn't make it right and I've always known that I needed to get myself out and do something a bit more meaningful with my life. A while back, the youngest lad in the office who I've never credited with much of an intellect (we have a list of his quotes in the office, including the classic pronouncement before he went to a re-enactment banquet where "they would be drinking out of goblins") sat listening to me whingeing about another shit day but that my friends told me that I would make a great teacher. However, I said, I could never do it as it would be way too difficult. He looked thoughtful for a second and then came out with one of the most profound truths I have ever heard: "Just do it. It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder that you want to climb than half way up one you don't want to be on anymore". My jaw dropped in astonishment. How had I missed this for so long? I went home that night and arranged a week at my nieces school. I loved it. Next year I will be living with my parents while I do a PGCE. It might be fucking tough but it will be well worth it. Thank you Andy. I fucking love you.
(Sat 22nd May 2010, 18:01, More)
Simple but devastatinsly effective
I work in a job that I REALLY haven't enjoyed for over 10 years. Unfortunately I have always suffered from depression and that has always made it a terrifying concept to go out and start again at something I might enjoy. Luckily I work with a fairly decent bunch that have managed to keep me from topping myself. But that still doesn't make it right and I've always known that I needed to get myself out and do something a bit more meaningful with my life. A while back, the youngest lad in the office who I've never credited with much of an intellect (we have a list of his quotes in the office, including the classic pronouncement before he went to a re-enactment banquet where "they would be drinking out of goblins") sat listening to me whingeing about another shit day but that my friends told me that I would make a great teacher. However, I said, I could never do it as it would be way too difficult. He looked thoughtful for a second and then came out with one of the most profound truths I have ever heard: "Just do it. It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder that you want to climb than half way up one you don't want to be on anymore". My jaw dropped in astonishment. How had I missed this for so long? I went home that night and arranged a week at my nieces school. I loved it. Next year I will be living with my parents while I do a PGCE. It might be fucking tough but it will be well worth it. Thank you Andy. I fucking love you.
(Sat 22nd May 2010, 18:01, More)
» My first love
Ah first love.
Still not sure which was my first love. At a very confused 7 years old I couldn't decide between Sophie Smith and her pink BMX (who didn't notice I existed)or Lucy Dunlop who had a moustache but who would let me hold her hand and very occasionaly kiss her. Should have stopped there really as the next girlfriend I had (aged 10) was considerably taller than me and after a tiring game of "kiss chase" consented to a quick smooch. Rather than do the sensible thing and stand on tip toes or gently pull her down to me I decided to jump up and plant a big smackeroo on her. Unfortunately I went a bit too far and head butted her in the nose causing blood to piss out all over the shop. Hope you don't have a crooked nose now Victoria Wright - SORRY!!
(Thu 20th Oct 2005, 13:15, More)
Ah first love.
Still not sure which was my first love. At a very confused 7 years old I couldn't decide between Sophie Smith and her pink BMX (who didn't notice I existed)or Lucy Dunlop who had a moustache but who would let me hold her hand and very occasionaly kiss her. Should have stopped there really as the next girlfriend I had (aged 10) was considerably taller than me and after a tiring game of "kiss chase" consented to a quick smooch. Rather than do the sensible thing and stand on tip toes or gently pull her down to me I decided to jump up and plant a big smackeroo on her. Unfortunately I went a bit too far and head butted her in the nose causing blood to piss out all over the shop. Hope you don't have a crooked nose now Victoria Wright - SORRY!!
(Thu 20th Oct 2005, 13:15, More)
» Urban Legends
Truth or lie?
I had a fun game with my last housemate called "truth or lie" (I believe it was subsequently stolen by Radio 1.
The Idea is to come up with a tale which sounds like it just might be true and see how many people you can make fall for it.
Past attempts have included:
Robbie Williams has (bad) AIDS (shame...)
Always make ice cubes with water from the bathroom as it comes from further underground and is therefore colder (caught my friend actually doing this ha ha!)
Or (stolen from Shaun of the Dead) managed to convince a friend that dogs can't look up
Try it; it's fun.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:19, More)
Truth or lie?
I had a fun game with my last housemate called "truth or lie" (I believe it was subsequently stolen by Radio 1.
The Idea is to come up with a tale which sounds like it just might be true and see how many people you can make fall for it.
Past attempts have included:
Robbie Williams has (bad) AIDS (shame...)
Always make ice cubes with water from the bathroom as it comes from further underground and is therefore colder (caught my friend actually doing this ha ha!)
Or (stolen from Shaun of the Dead) managed to convince a friend that dogs can't look up
Try it; it's fun.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:19, More)
» Pathological Liars
Cretinous, greasy, bull-shitting Mike
Went to Uni with a guy who claimed, amongst others
1) Had a strong right arm from the mace twirling antics of his Irish King descendants
2) His mother co-ran Microsoft with Bill Gates (this was the reason she was so rich and could afford to send Mike to Private school - nothing to do with the fact that she herself new what a vile cretin you really were and put you there so she didn't have to speak to you everyday
3) He could play guitar brilliantly and had helped Noel Gallagher write some tunes - this despite spending his entire student loan of a couple of grand on a Fender strat and matching Marshal amp and then making a sound like a kitten slowly being peeled
4) Claimed that his girlfriend (now wife God help her) loved the smell of stale fags, beer and sweat he constantly exuded.
Mike you really were a cretinous, greasy, bull shitting twat and none of us liked you - we just used your computer so we could play Doom.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 13:18, More)
Cretinous, greasy, bull-shitting Mike
Went to Uni with a guy who claimed, amongst others
1) Had a strong right arm from the mace twirling antics of his Irish King descendants
2) His mother co-ran Microsoft with Bill Gates (this was the reason she was so rich and could afford to send Mike to Private school - nothing to do with the fact that she herself new what a vile cretin you really were and put you there so she didn't have to speak to you everyday
3) He could play guitar brilliantly and had helped Noel Gallagher write some tunes - this despite spending his entire student loan of a couple of grand on a Fender strat and matching Marshal amp and then making a sound like a kitten slowly being peeled
4) Claimed that his girlfriend (now wife God help her) loved the smell of stale fags, beer and sweat he constantly exuded.
Mike you really were a cretinous, greasy, bull shitting twat and none of us liked you - we just used your computer so we could play Doom.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 13:18, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Sick
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty five year olds?
Answer: There's twenty of them.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:25, More)
Sick
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty five year olds?
Answer: There's twenty of them.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:25, More)