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not, as you might think, a father - its my dj name.

fond of fun, sun, ice cream, parading around town naked on a horse...
one of these is not true.

dislikes - brussel sprouts - americans - chavs - and my little pony

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» Jobsworths

jobsworths
a few years ago, my girlfriend and i had to endure an 18 stay at stanstead airport, on the way to egypt. realising that there was a free shower, i stayed with our things while fiona went to get the key.... at the counter, the helpful old **** informed her it was a 10 quid deposit - no problem, fiona hands him a &20 note. "no, its a &10 deposit" says he.... but "this is a &20, surely that easily covers the &10" says she...
our friendly old **** was having none of it and made her go and change the note before he'd let the key out... what a *****.
still, it was worth it when it came to my turn to use the facilities.... first i went and got the two &10 notes changed back into a &20, then i went and repeated the whole process with him.. eventually i relented and said i'd return with change... .which i did.... &10 in 10p and 5p pieces.... what fun!!!
(Fri 13th May 2005, 10:21, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

no theres more
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb... two, one to change the lightbulb, the other to suck... my... cock
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:41, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

wildsling
by no means the most childish thing I've done as an adult, but its something I do quite often. I love lying at the top of the hill in my local park and launching waterbombs randomly with the aid of a foot-strap catapult. I once waterbombed a film crew of some gardening show off the telly from about 150ft away..... with, I'm happy to say, quite some success. (and if you were at the Big Chill and either got pelted during Norman Jay's set on Sunday, that was me. or in the campsite. or waiting for the shower. or toilets.... )
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 17:56, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

har har har,
why do you put a baby feet first into the blender??? so you can come on its face
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:39, More)

» The Dark

vampires...
My flatmate told me that he used to sleep with his bedroom window open as a child, because he wanted to get bitten by a vampire. He then confessed that he still does this. He shouldn't have told me something like that, especially not when he was just going to the cinema to watch 'Twilight'. Sparkly twat. I'm just wondering what other confessions lurk in his sparkly closet.......
(Mon 27th Jul 2009, 12:06, More)
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