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» Heckles

best heckles I've ever witnessed?
My cat's when I stuck my finger up its arse
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 8:27, More)

» Heckles

drunk old irish bint
at a comedy club gig in Enfield and Lee Mack was on stage having to put up with her randomn heckles after he'd told one too many Irish jokes. she kept on and on shoutin and to his credit he shot her down repeatedly, a fine example being

'its alright love, you're in the right place but the meat raffle's NEXT tuesday'
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 15:22, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

did you
hear about the magic tractor?

it turned into a field





nice and childish to dilute all the dead baby jokes
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 16:32, More)

» Claims to Fame

5ive + 5ive
I sat next to Abs from Five in my secondary school days

he was thick, fat and got bullied alot


by me
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 11:17, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Captn Hood
I agree fella - there was a story a while back about a chap visiting the Tate modern who while sitting down in the turbine room lost his wallet

came back after going for pish and realising he'd lost it to find 20 odd people staring at something on the floor and walking round it

his wallet was deemed 'inspiring'

(urban myth possibility: High/V High)
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 15:32, More)
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