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» My computer gave away my secrets

Gay Porn Payment Discovered
I was on my way to abroad study abroad for 6 months, and I owed some money to a friend. I fired up the browser, and used the bank’s website to transfer the money to his account. Since I had the opportunity to include some text with the transfer, I of course had to add something funny: “Payment for gay porn” seemed appropriate.
However, I wanted to make sure that he saw the text, so I also checked the “Notify account holder of transfer by mail.”

What I didn’t realize was that I was the “account holder”, and that I was having my mail forwarded to my parents for the next six months.

3 months later, I come home for a visit, and gather my mail. I noticed the open letter from the bank, laughed out loud when I saw the “Payment for gayporn” note...

My mother seemed less amused and brushed it off with a “Oh, I didn’t even notice that…” something which is clear evidence that not only did she read it, but also worried for 3 months how I was making money abroad - and in Holland.
(Sorry for length - the boys like it...)
(Sun 12th Feb 2006, 20:03, More)

» School Sports Day

Rampaging Teacher...
Oh yes - I remember one school sports day in the Danish school system. This school was for students aged 15-18.

Every year we had a sports day to welcome the new pupils, and in order to show the teacher's "human side" they would also have a team joining in.

We were playing this stupid game called "Tjuck Ball" - like handball but instead of having a goal each team would have a small angled trampoline - one would score by catching the rebound.

One of the new pupils - a young, nice-looking, shy girl - accidentily stepped across the line marking the area which one was not allowed to enter.

One of the teachers saw this, and threw the biggest fit: "What the fuck are you doing? You're not supposed to be inside the marked area, that's what the line is there for! How would you like it if I started cheating? Like if I started pushing you around?!?"

The 40-year-old teacher then proceeded to push the horrified 15-year-old girl around - with the look of a madman on his face.

The teachers team won the match - we didn't really feel like competing anymore.

(The same day one of my friends broke his arm in our no-contact, no dribbling version of basketball. The wimp! We still laugh at the story... we laugh, not him.)
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 13:43, More)