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Happy jingles
Remember that Perfect Pizza jingle that used to be on the radio every 5 minutes?

Here's the words we used to sing:

Perfect Pizza's the one
To give you the runs
Flows from your bum like a river
Perfect Pizza.

Then there was the Trebor mint ad that went "Trebor mints last a little bit longer". My little sis used to go nuts every time it came on TV. She'd run round the house singing "Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer" until one of the family caught her and slapped some sense into her.
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 17:52, More)