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Go over and have a look at Crouchingbadger.com. Go on, it's good. Promise.

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When I saw the poster
the title just stuck

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(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 20:40, More)

problem solved

(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 10:18, More)

I've seen that balcony before somewhere

all hail packetslut for the idea
(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 12:18, More)


Clicky for bigger
(Fri 29th Nov 2002, 12:55, More)

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» Worst Record Ever

Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy-Ray Cyrus.

I think Weird Al Yankovic said it best in "Achy Breaky Song"

...tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that song no more
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:59, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My nan
told us of this wonderful talk she went to about an expedition around the Cape of Good Horn.

She was also glad when the Romanians had a revolution and shot Tchaikovsky.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 12:17, More)

» Dad Jokes

If ever anyone mentions being deaf
or not having heard you, the correct dad reflex action is "PARDON?"

I have to make a monumental effort not to do this as well, although as I get older I may just give in to the urge. In fact I found myself saying it to my girlfriend's daughter last night.

I think it must be a dad thing because you have a fresh new audience who should be receptive to your jokes, no matter how lame they are. Alternatively it could just be the natural perpetuation of weak humour which is why we can still watch Last of the Summer Wine.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 2:37, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

It hit me at my 30th Birthday a month ago
I wanted to either visit the the National Trust or the National Railway Museum.

...I was already developing a suspicion because every time my flatmates turned on the music TV channels I tutted.
(Sun 31st Oct 2004, 17:08, More)