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I still remember the golden age of b3ta, sometime last week.

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» The Onosecond

coming in a jiffy
I once frapped off into a jiffy bag as a romantic gesture to a girl I knew. I thought I might as well save a few quid on the postage, so I stuck it in with my work's post.

She got it the following week, nice and stinky after a weekend's fermentation, and doesn't talk to me much now. Lost my job the same week as well. Tend not to wank in office stationery anymore.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 12:14, More)

» Weird Traditions

every christmas
...we have a robot pub crawl around Reading. It generally involves dressing up in Duck tape, tin foil and egg boxes, then touring the three (count em) Wetherspoons pubs.

Robot drinks are limited to: ladyboys (lager, G&T, Baileys), turbo spritzers (white wine, Smirnoff ice and double gin), and loudmouth soup (Tennants Super and cava). It normally ends with us being sick in our helmets (fnarr fnarr).

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(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 10:37, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

i once went on holiday to a landfill, but it was rubbish.
(Fri 22nd Apr 2005, 9:32, More)

» Secret Santa

I didn't like my boss, and she didn't like me. As luck would have it, I picked her name out of the Secret Santa hat.

So I gave her a signed photo of me. Wonder if she knew who it was from?
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 11:05, More)

» Weird Traditions

Quick tug in the bogs.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 12:07, More)
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