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35 YO Gay bloke in East-London.

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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Job seeker
Not me but a friend who used to work for the
DHSS in the late 80's. A new applicant had to
sign on after getting the sack from his
previous job. Working for British Rail on-
train catering/buffet bar. Many letters were
sent off asking for a reason from BR as to why
this gentleman’s job had ceased to be. Letter
after letter was ignored and the guy still
hadn't managed to sign-on. So the DHSS
apparently get a little more demanding and
finally get a reply. He has been caught
tossing-off into the egg mayonnaise filling
for commuters tasty snacks. Who said eggs have
no protein? I've NEVER eaten egg mayonnaise
since I heard that.
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 11:52, More)

» School fights

Bullied became a bully
I used to get bullied all the time. Even by geeks from the computer club. I (for some reason I forget now) had always promised myself never to hit someone. I'd just leg it, hide or sometimes just take it. One day the fattist, ugliest cunt in the year started on me again.

It was really quite odd. I could see my arms
punching him madly in the face then his head being smashed against the classroom door. But all the time I felt strangely serene and calm. Until afterwards when I went all shakey.

After that I must have liked the feeling and got into lots of fights, kicking the shit out of a few of the kids that had bullied me.

Shame you can't settle things the same way at work. My boss is a jumped-up little midget bastard control freak. A good kicking would do him some good. It would be like providing a service wouldn't it? huh?
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 12:26, More)

» Injured Siblings

Torture by Lego
Apart from beating the crap out of my little (well behaved, highly academic) brother. Locking his little mates in the
shed ("there are some sweats at the back!") and then screaming "Snakes! Spiders!" Oh and dangling him over the banisters from his feat and making him say things like "I'm a big poofta". He used to love making large elaborate spaceships out of lego. I'd pretend not to be interested until completion then I'd grab it and swing it wildly around making "Neeeaarrrnnnnn" noises as I flew it close to walls etc. After I got bored with this I'd say " I think this should fly upstairs", which meant it was time to crash it down the stairs.
Drawing it out with a few more "neeeeeaarn, whooosh" noises I'd sling it downstairs and watch it disintegrate. While
my brother was crying and cursing me I'd give him a massive deadleg and bid him good day.

Ahhhh, happy times.

He is a copper now.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 13:45, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Geoff Capes
On the worlds strongest Man back
in the early 80's.

He's let himself go a bit since then though...
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 13:57, More)